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Old 09-15-2012, 07:47 AM   #381
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I dare say that the proper algorithm to obtain the right sized novel depends on whether you can physically insert your navel into another mans chin wisker whiskey.
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Old 09-15-2012, 07:50 AM   #382
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What?
The better question may be, who?

Don't worry, we can always implement emergency backup plan B.
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Old 09-15-2012, 11:36 AM   #383
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If things were always simple and we could attain everything... Then what need would there be for individuality and what what draw the line between you and I as human beings?
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Old 09-15-2012, 01:04 PM   #384
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If things were always simple and we could attain everything... Then what need would there be for individuality and what what draw the line between you and I as human beings?
The amount of pepper used on the turtle before it's added to primary.
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Old 09-15-2012, 01:18 PM   #385
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Precisely. Elaboration is required though.
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Old 09-15-2012, 01:26 PM   #386
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What? I go to sleep for a few hours and look what happens. People are already peppering turtles in primary. I thought everyone knew that a mixture of paprika and ginger is what you use for that. You use pepper only if you are also pitching a large starter of rodents.

 
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Old 09-15-2012, 01:32 PM   #387
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If you use a large starter of rodents you will need to do a secondary with watermelon, vinegar and starfish.

 
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Old 09-15-2012, 02:01 PM   #388
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I have a hard time keeping the vinegar in my straining bag so I can easily remove it from the fermenter. Balsamic vinegar maybe?

 
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Old 09-15-2012, 02:22 PM   #389
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Guys donīt put pepper on your turtle is a well know fact the the interaction of a turtle mucus and some compounds in pepper corn can lead to your wife runing away Iīve learn ir the hard way.

 
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Old 09-15-2012, 02:29 PM   #390
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My wife ran away with a turtle... once they reached his pond though, I hear she ended up leaving him for a coy fish. That'll teach the bastard.

 
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