I am an idiot - Page 37 - Home Brew Forums

Register Now!
Home Brew Forums > Home Brewing Community > Drunken Ramblings and Mindless Mumbling > I am an idiot

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 09-15-2012, 02:30 AM   #361
Hamsterbite
Recipes 
 
Aug 2012
Turlock, CA
Posts: 373
Liked 46 Times on 26 Posts


Quote:
Originally Posted by WesleyS View Post
Well, that's why I'm posting in this thread. I thought this was where all the idiots posted. An open forum to exchange idiotic ideas and experimental brewing techniques often involving various animals. You know, the things they don't cover in the brewing books and teach you in brewing school.
You're in a friendly place.
__________________
Sometimes the angels punish us by answering our prayers. -Peart

Next Brew: SWMBO's choice. Probably Saison.
Primary: Janet's Brown, Mulled Chamomile Cider/Perry
Secondary: Nada
Bottle Conditioning: Nada
Bottled and Ready: Hop in the Dark, Raison Detre, Hoppy Saison

 
Reply With Quote
Old 09-15-2012, 02:35 AM   #362
WesleyS
Registered User
Recipes 
 
May 2012
Posts: 13,516
Liked 4216 Times on 2789 Posts


Quote:
Originally Posted by Jaehnig

How did you get that? Dam turtle is selling itself online to make paint.
She texted it to me. I tried to tell her to back off, but she just doesn't take no for an answer.

 
Reply With Quote
Old 09-15-2012, 03:12 AM   #363
Jaehnig
Recipes 
 
May 2012
Posts: 226
Liked 8 Times on 8 Posts


Quote:
Originally Posted by WesleyS

She texted it to me. I tried to tell her to back off, but she just doesn't take no for an answer.
What a dirty little sock. It's like no matter how many times I wash my jock strap my primary doesn't seem to accept the waxed turtle.
__________________
V/R,
BrewTech

 
Reply With Quote
Old 09-15-2012, 03:15 AM   #364
Obliviousbrew
Recipes 
 
Feb 2012
Benidorm, Alicante/Spain
Posts: 1,568
Liked 229 Times on 160 Posts


My wife is back she is pregnant of my turtle (turtles are not that slow) what should I do?
__________________
"These are my principles. If you don't like them I have others." -Groucho Marx-

 
Reply With Quote
Old 09-15-2012, 03:17 AM   #365
WesleyS
Registered User
Recipes 
 
May 2012
Posts: 13,516
Liked 4216 Times on 2789 Posts


Quote:
Originally Posted by Jaehnig

What a dirty little sock. It's like no matter how many times I wash my jock strap my primary doesn't seem to accept the waxed turtle.
I think we've all been there at one point. Just relax don't worry and have a home turtle brew. By the way the jock strap thing works best for schwarzbier.

 
Reply With Quote
Old 09-15-2012, 03:18 AM   #366
brewingmeister
Recipes 
 
Apr 2009
middle of nowhere
Posts: 1,910
Liked 183 Times on 136 Posts


Take your wife somewhere else and hope she can't find her way home.
__________________
............Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer......~Homer

 
Reply With Quote
Old 09-15-2012, 03:20 AM   #367
WesleyS
Registered User
Recipes 
 
May 2012
Posts: 13,516
Liked 4216 Times on 2789 Posts


Quote:
Originally Posted by Obliviousbrew
My wife is back she is pregnant of my turtle (turtles are not that slow) what should I do?
Just toss her in secondary. But first make sure she grows a mustache or else she can't brew. When the turtle baby comes out take it to the next available pint glass and make a black and tan.

 
Reply With Quote
Old 09-15-2012, 03:25 AM   #368
brewingmeister
Recipes 
 
Apr 2009
middle of nowhere
Posts: 1,910
Liked 183 Times on 136 Posts


Turtles are well and good in the brewing process but to really get that zesty turtle flavor you have to muddle a small turtle in the glass just before pouring. Simply delicious.
__________________
............Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer......~Homer

 
Reply With Quote
Old 09-15-2012, 03:31 AM   #369
Jaehnig
Recipes 
 
May 2012
Posts: 226
Liked 8 Times on 8 Posts


Quote:
Originally Posted by brewingmeister
Turtles are well and good in the brewing process but to really get that zesty turtle flavor you have to muddle a small turtle in the glass just before pouring. Simply delicious.
I prefer to use a mortar and pestle. Thoughts? Anyone?
__________________
V/R,
BrewTech

 
Reply With Quote
Old 09-15-2012, 03:37 AM   #370
WesleyS
Registered User
Recipes 
 
May 2012
Posts: 13,516
Liked 4216 Times on 2789 Posts


Quote:
Originally Posted by Jaehnig

I prefer to use a mortar and pestle. Thoughts? Anyone?
I use a baseball bat and a five gallon bucket. But that's just the size drinks I like to make. You'll also want to make sure the turtle's family and friends are watching. You know, to send a message that you won't put up with any rebellious turtle uprisings.

 
Reply With Quote


Reply
Thread Tools


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
I am an idiot OHIOSTEVE Beginners Beer Brewing Forum 12 04-15-2010 03:36 PM
Wow Im an Idiot! Please Help DtownRiot Beginners Beer Brewing Forum 8 12-22-2008 04:02 PM
I MIGHT be an idiot but.. JMU_Alumn08 Beginners Beer Brewing Forum 8 12-09-2008 03:48 AM
Help for an idiot slugdoug Beginners Beer Brewing Forum 7 09-03-2008 08:55 PM
Am I an idiot? Hooraybeer! Beginners Beer Brewing Forum 34 01-05-2008 01:11 AM


Forum Jump