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Old 09-14-2012, 03:51 PM   #271
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Are you guys adjust your salmon water with any salts? I prefer a teaspoon of gypsum and a little salt and pepper.
That is outrageous. You only season your oven mitts on Flag Day. If not then, you must dance a rain dance.
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Old 09-14-2012, 03:58 PM   #272
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I don't know about salmon but I did put pepper on my turtle... end up sneezing all over my lobster starter... lobster got mad and now it's fighting my dog... don't put pepper on your turtle and stay away from salmons if you are near the Rockies it may attract a bear a buddy of mine got a bear in his secondary because of that and had to move out
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Old 09-14-2012, 04:00 PM   #273
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These techniques are way above my head. I think I'll stick with pruno.
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Old 09-14-2012, 04:01 PM   #274
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This thread is insane. I'm laughing so hard I have tears rolling down my cheeks.

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Old 09-14-2012, 04:03 PM   #275
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I don't know about salmon but I did put pepper on my turtle... end up sneezing all over my lobster starter... lobster got mad and now it's fighting my dog... don't put pepper on your turtle and stay away from salmons if you are near the Rockies it may attract a bear a buddy of mine got a bear in his secondary because of that and had to move out
Move out? All he would have had to do is wait for the gnomes to steal the bear out of his secondary.

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Old 09-14-2012, 04:49 PM   #276
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Do you know what the chain of command is here? It's the chain I go get and beat you with to show you who's in command.

 
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Old 09-14-2012, 05:18 PM   #277
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Move out? All he would have had to do is wait for the gnomes to steal the bear out of his secondary.
I tougth that but my doctor says that the gnomes are only in my mind, and my mind is very primary, the bear is in secondary so that didnīt add up for me.

 
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Old 09-14-2012, 05:41 PM   #278
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Is that the same doctor that is trying to distil his BMC beers to make saki?
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Old 09-14-2012, 05:48 PM   #279
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So I bought a kit and decided to doctor it a little bit. I added ten pounds of cherries, two pounds of brown sugar, an orange, Hershey's syrup, three oxtails and a buffalo heart. I hadn't paid my water bill so I just used water out of the swimming pool and I'm pretty sure at one point one or more bodily fluids found their way into the cooling wort. I pitched some unlabeled yeast into the wort and after three and a half minutes I saw no activity so I threw in a gallon of milk, a bunch of bananas and more brown sugar. Last night was two weeks since brew day and the primary smelled like a barnyard and was slightly glowing green. Now this morning I woke up, the lid was off of the primary bucket, there were what looked like oddly shaped, wet footprints leading away from the bucket. There's a half eaten turkey on the floor, the money in my wallet is gone, and the car is missing. Is there any way I can save this batch? Should I transfer to secondary and add more stuff? I was hoping for a SNPA clone, so I don't want to give up on this batch. What did I do wrong? Am I an idiot?

 
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Old 09-14-2012, 05:54 PM   #280
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So I bought a kit and decided to doctor it a little bit. I added ten pounds of cherries, two pounds of brown sugar, an orange, Hershey's syrup, three oxtails and a buffalo heart. I hadn't paid my water bill so I just used water out of the swimming pool and I'm pretty sure at one point one or more bodily fluids found their way into the cooling wort. I pitched some unlabeled yeast into the wort and after three and a half minutes I saw no activity so I threw in a gallon of milk, a bunch of bananas and more brown sugar. Last night was two weeks since brew day and the primary smelled like a barnyard and was slightly glowing green. Now this morning I woke up, the lid was off of the primary bucket, there were what looked like oddly shaped, wet footprints leading away from the bucket. There's a half eaten turkey on the floor, the money in my wallet is gone, and the car is missing. Is there any way I can save this batch? Should I transfer to secondary and add more stuff? I was hoping for a SNPA clone, so I don't want to give up on this batch. What did I do wrong? Am I an idiot?
You're fine. Just be patient and give it some more time.
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