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Old 09-13-2012, 11:03 PM   #241
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5x4 = 20. You're not an idiot, just math-dyslexic.
So the meaning of life might be 24?
You are rounding. It is 24.32

 
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Old 09-13-2012, 11:27 PM   #242
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Let me see if i got this right. You steep the hamsters, mash the gerbils at 158f, sparge at 175f. Then dry hop with either salmon or those little green turtles your kids got. Leave lid off for 30 minutes or until dog passes out then bottle or keg. My only guestion is what volume to carb too?
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Old 09-13-2012, 11:32 PM   #243
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Let me see if i got this right. You steep the hamsters, mash the gerbils at 158f, sparge at 175f. Then dry hop with either salmon or those little green turtles your kids got. Leave lid off for 30 minutes or until dog passes out then bottle or keg. My only guestion is what volume to carb too?
24.32 of course
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Old 09-13-2012, 11:43 PM   #244
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Old 09-13-2012, 11:49 PM   #245
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24.32 of course
63 oz of priming sugar then. Thanks
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Old 09-13-2012, 11:49 PM   #246
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CAR! *Time out*

You know, this thread has become a goldmine of ridiculous signature quotes.

*Time in* GAME ON!
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Old 09-14-2012, 12:01 AM   #247
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Let me see if i got this right. You steep the hamsters, mash the gerbils at 158f, sparge at 175f. Then dry hop with either salmon or those little green turtles your kids got. Leave lid off for 30 minutes or until dog passes out then bottle or keg. My only guestion is what volume to carb too?
In order to mash with salmon mustn't you beat your brother with it?
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Old 09-14-2012, 12:03 AM   #248
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In order to mash with salmon mustn't you beat your brother with it?
You should slap him with a trout
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Old 09-14-2012, 12:17 AM   #249
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In order to mash with salmon mustn't you beat your brother with it?
Can't find my brother. That's why I was going to dry hop the Salmon
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Old 09-14-2012, 12:20 AM   #250
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You should slap him with a trout
Too risky IMO. Bottle bombs.
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