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Old 09-13-2012, 09:19 PM   #231
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I don't have turtles, but I do have 14 tortoises...
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Old 09-13-2012, 09:52 PM   #232
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I think i'll brew my next batch in my turtle and dry hamster in secondary with my new White House brew kit from NB.
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Old 09-13-2012, 09:53 PM   #233
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I don't have turtles, but I do have 14 tortoises...
Turtle, tortise, pink fuzzy dinosaur, all the same really.
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Old 09-13-2012, 10:00 PM   #234
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2 cats + 1 dog = lobster sticks to magnet. Therefore the need to secondary or not to secondary is discussed based upon the bias of your canoe flying over lake Michigan when all four wheels fall off and you run out of squeaky cheese. Thoughts?
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Old 09-13-2012, 10:01 PM   #235
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Sir, I beg to differ. Comparing pink fuzzy dinosuars with turtle and torotoise is like comparing a apples to oranges. But really that is just my subjective opinion. We all know different methods used is what makes homebrewing so much fun. I do believe what everybody agrees upon is to keep them less than 5% of the grainbill to prevent a gross cloying flavor.

 
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Old 09-13-2012, 10:12 PM   #236
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I only use 3 tortoises when I want salmonella character in my beer!
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Old 09-13-2012, 10:27 PM   #237
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Now that is a strange coincidence. I use Salmon when I'm going for Turtle character. I find it to be much less gamey.

Much depends on the maltster though.
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In amounts less than 5% of the adjunct profile the differences are not perceptible to anyone other than the loggering dog and can there for be substituted equally. I challenge you to find more nonsense we can debate.

I'm not a big fan of salmonella... always gives me gas.
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Old 09-13-2012, 10:42 PM   #239
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True story... My girls cat is named Frankie, about 2 years ago her boss was giving away kittens so she took one and I swear he's got to be the dumbest cat on the planet so she named him Beans because Nutz didn't quite fit.... I walk around the house yelling "Frank and Beans, Frank and Beans" on a regular basis. She just shakes her head.
My dog's name is Bean. Hairy Beanbag.
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Old 09-13-2012, 10:43 PM   #240
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In amounts less than 5% of the adjunct profile the differences are not perceptible to anyone other than the loggering dog and can there for be substituted equally. I challenge you to find more nonsense we can debate.

I'm not a big fan of salmonella... always gives me gas.
you can always dry hop.

I prefer chocolate to salmonella.
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