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Old 09-13-2012, 07:02 PM   #211
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There are only two real reasons to secondary. If you're located in the southern hemisphere (It's a rotational thing), or if you think you may have been a cat in a past life.
And before you ask, no, cougar does not count. I will accept mountain lion though.
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Old 09-13-2012, 07:04 PM   #212
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Just to make you feel better.

I just flew across the country for another 3 weeks working. After I got here unpacked and setup my PS3 I discovered my controller is still sitting on the FAWKING coffee table 6300kms away at home.

 
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Old 09-13-2012, 08:03 PM   #213
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I have a cat. Therefore my beer is in a secondary.
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Old 09-13-2012, 08:34 PM   #214
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I have 2 cats and a dog. Should I secondary?

 
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Old 09-13-2012, 08:36 PM   #215
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I'm in the same boat as Bleme. 2 cats and a dog. I don't secondary. Have I been doing it wrong?

 
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Old 09-13-2012, 08:40 PM   #216
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I have a dog but i behaves likes a cat I need help Iīm not sure if I need a secondary. I also have a turtle should I leave the turtle in primary or transfer to secondary? Another question how do you bottle a turtle?

 
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Old 09-13-2012, 08:42 PM   #217
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I have a dog. I have noticed that if I leave the cover off of my primary bucket after day 6 so she can drink out of it, there is no need to secondary.

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Old 09-13-2012, 08:42 PM   #218
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It's not as simple as 2 cats - 1 dog = 1 cat = secondary. It's complicated.

After some calculus I found with exactly 2 cats and 1 dog, you need a tertiary and no secondary.

I'm working an equation now to figure out how to get a tertiary without a secondary. I think you may need a parrot.
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Old 09-13-2012, 08:45 PM   #219
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HEY!!! I was told there would be no math.
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Old 09-13-2012, 08:46 PM   #220
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I still donīt know what to do about my turtle

 
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