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Old 05-23-2013, 01:22 AM   #1811
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Hmmmmm.........it appears the person who started that second thread has a piece of equipment I want nothing to do with, much less purchase.
Ha! That's not the first time this has happened to you. You have a sparge ass after taco night.

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Old 05-23-2013, 03:06 AM   #1812
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Ha! That's not the first time this has happened to you. You have a sparge ass after taco night.
Haha. You're probably right.
But that SS one listed for sale in the picture is probably easier to clean and sanitize.

 
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Old 05-23-2013, 02:40 PM   #1813
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Maybe you'll all enjoy this idiocy story. Maybe not.

I still talk to myself when I make beer. "And now I need to sparge" etc. Its not all by rote yet. So the other week when two of my buddies came over to be help brew, my talking to myself I was helping my process and they were learning. The student was the teacher.

At one point during the boil I said "put out your hands gentlemen" and sprayed sanitizer on them. "Ok, thats for the next step?" "No just wanted to see if you would fall for that"

They fell for it two more times that night.
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In the competition for the attention of the space aliens.
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Old 05-23-2013, 02:41 PM   #1814
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Maybe you'll all enjoy this idiocy story. Maybe not.

I still talk to myself when I make beer. "And now I need to sparge" etc. Its not all by rote yet. So the other week when two of my buddies came over to be help brew, my talking to myself I was helping my process and they were learning. The student was the teacher.

At one point during the boil I said "put out your hands gentlemen" and sprayed sanitizer on them. "Ok, thats for the next step?" "No just wanted to see if you would fall for that"

They fell for it two more times that night.
Indeed, funny!

 
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Old 05-24-2013, 03:26 AM   #1815
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Maybe you'll all enjoy this idiocy story. Maybe not.

I still talk to myself when I make beer. "And now I need to sparge" etc. Its not all by rote yet. So the other week when two of my buddies came over to be help brew, my talking to myself I was helping my process and they were learning. The student was the teacher.

At one point during the boil I said "put out your hands gentlemen" and sprayed sanitizer on them. "Ok, thats for the next step?" "No just wanted to see if you would fall for that"

They fell for it two more times that night.
Should have sprayed their hands with permanent ink.
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Old 05-24-2013, 01:35 PM   #1816
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Tame or wild?
Brain or no brain?
Wild, brains, but no courage.

 
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Old 05-25-2013, 12:14 AM   #1817
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Wild, brains, but no courage.
Good, the ferrets love lion brain.
I figured the lions lacked courage, or else they probably wouldn't have been caught.

 
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Old 05-25-2013, 03:52 AM   #1818
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You mean this guy? He was a pu$$ycat compared to that saber-toothed wooly ferret you had by the back entrance.

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That ferret was seriously not going to let me by. What do you feed it??
This is why I setup a pocket dimension to do my fermenting in. No over eager excavators running across them by accident.

The only problem I've had is the yeast has developed sentience and became upset when I tried to drain the wine. I guess I shouldn't have set the temporal differential to 1:1,000,000,000,000. What can I say, I'm impatient and I like well aged wine.
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Old 05-25-2013, 12:04 PM   #1819
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Should have sprayed their hands with permanent ink.
I go with the old loony tunes bit.

Want your palm read?
Sure.
Ok hold out your hand.
Then I write on it with red permanent marker.
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Old 05-27-2013, 11:47 PM   #1820
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Has anyone else ever been explosively ejected from a three-humped duckbilled camel and wondered why they have spring loaded legs to begin with? My shoulder really hurts. I should have listened to the gypsy.

 
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