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Old 04-22-2013, 07:23 PM   #1731
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Yknow what I like to do? Listen to someone having a loud phone conversation in any language I dont speak (all of them other than English) and interrupt them with "I absolutely agree... you speak a lot of truth." And offer them a fist bump. People HATE THAT.
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Old 04-22-2013, 07:29 PM   #1732
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That's true. Maybe I'll drop some politician in there so they can fatten up a little.
Oh man!!!! How did I miss this post??? This is while you will someday rule the world at my side!

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Yknow what I like to do? Listen to someone having a loud phone conversation in any language I dont speak (all of them other than English) and interrupt them with "I absolutely agree... you speak a lot of truth." And offer them a fist bump. People HATE THAT.
..............this is awesome........if a little off topic......




 
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Old 04-22-2013, 11:25 PM   #1733
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Oh man!!!! How did I miss this post??? This is while you will someday rule the world at my side!...
Oh? I thought it was because you coveted my homemade bread and cheese?

Speaking of witch, the Morgana's ravens project reached stage 3 late last night. I'm estimating they will be ready for deployment at least a full year ahead of schedule. All we really have left to do is calibrate the displacement wave for the larger amount of antimatter, and test the super high density containment system.
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Old 04-22-2013, 11:30 PM   #1734
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Speaking of witch, the Morgana's ravens project reached stage 3 late last night. I'm estimating they will be ready for deployment at least a full year ahead of schedule. All we really have left to do is calibrate the displacement wave for the larger amount of antimatter, and test the super high density containment system.
yo, i hear that... FIST-BUMP, YALL!!!
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Old 04-23-2013, 06:45 PM   #1735
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Oh? I thought it was because you coveted my homemade bread and cheese?

Speaking of witch, the Morgana's ravens project reached stage 3 late last night. I'm estimating they will be ready for deployment at least a full year ahead of schedule. All we really have left to do is calibrate the displacement wave for the larger amount of antimatter, and test the super high density containment system.
No no my friend! You are far more than just a maker of fine eatses. Your other talents are highly valued, just don't forget the bread and cheese though.

Ahem. Right. I have the scroll sack of Veluciphers Ghostly She-creature, which should do the trick nicely, being impenetrable sav bye a lame gopher. Then the only displacement we need calculate, is the sheer mass of doucheyness that is displaced by our incalculable amount of BAD ASSERY!!!!!!! HA HA HA!


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yo, i hear that... FIST-BUMP, YALL!!!
I though I asked you to lay low?

Oh well......No matter....or should I say....ANTIMATTER!?!???! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Old 04-24-2013, 05:05 PM   #1736
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174 PAGES AND STILL GOING STRONG!

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Old 04-25-2013, 02:41 AM   #1737
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I would like to offer a Timex wristwatch and a crisp eleventy-billion dollar bill for the antimatter device and high density containment vessel. Willing to throw in an extra wristwatch if necessary.

 
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Old 04-25-2013, 02:47 AM   #1738
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I would like to offer a Timex wristwatch and a crisp eleventy-billion dollar bill for the antimatter device and high density containment vessel. Willing to throw in an extra wristwatch if necessary.
HA! Cheesy had your offer beat before you even made it... Though the terms are confidential.

I do have some cybernetically enhanced Gorillapotamus's I could let you have at a reasonable price.
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Old 04-25-2013, 02:56 AM   #1739
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Kindly state your terms, sir. But fair warning, my Timex wristwatches are now off the table. They were luminescent, too.

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Old 04-25-2013, 04:34 PM   #1740
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CLUE to MY offer:

What good is the crapola you offer when you still hafta DIE someday?????????



 
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