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Old 03-18-2013, 02:25 AM   #1541
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I had skinned and sliced potatoes that were boiled in oil for a snack


mmmmmm dead mama chicken, her breast pulled from her bones, dipped in some unformed chicken embryos!!! before doused in flour and the oil.

Fried chicken never sounded so horrifying!

 
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Old 03-18-2013, 02:44 AM   #1542
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The Sirens Morel stay young by collecting souls of the youth. They come in the night and steal you away. The only thing they are afraid of are kids who eat their veggies. Hear that kids, eat those veggies.
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Old 03-18-2013, 04:31 AM   #1543
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I've had 15 ounces, and counting, of everclear in 2 1/2 hours. Yup, this is the thread for me.
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Old 03-18-2013, 04:32 AM   #1544
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I've had 15 ounces, and counting, of everclear in 2 1/2 hours. Yup, this is the thread for me.
Yet you're typing so coherently. I call BS on you being an idiot! :P

The last time I had everclear I was 16. I drank quite a bit and ended up passed out on the bathroom floor. My dad walked in and asked what I was doing and my brilliant response was "I was tired. I fell asleep."
It sounded good at the time, but he knew what was up.

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Old 03-18-2013, 04:32 AM   #1545
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Of you caught me when I was 14 I would have been hiding my favorite veggies in the napkin if I had known about those Silent Morels.. Btw I already posted a pic of a morel, see above

 
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Old 03-18-2013, 04:45 AM   #1546
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Of you caught me when I was 14 I would have been hiding my favorite veggies in the napkin if I had known about those Silent Morels.. Btw I already posted a pic of a morel, see above
Hmm, I can't find the picture.

I'm not joking about the everclear. I have found that one of the meditation techniques that I learned to help control my temper also allows you to communicate coherently when you have had to much to drink.

For instance, I can't feel anything from the top of my head to my shoulders at all. I can't feel my hands or toes either. It's very odd. I can still correct my spelling by watching what characters appear on the screen as I pass instructions to my body on what to type, with no feedback other then the visual.
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Old 03-18-2013, 06:32 AM   #1547
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Wow! And I thought I was celebrating with a Sugar Pine Porter, a Firestone DBA and a Fullers ESB!

 
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Old 03-18-2013, 07:31 AM   #1548
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Hmm, I can't find the picture.

I'm not joking about the everclear. I have found that one of the meditation techniques that I learned to help control my temper also allows you to communicate coherently when you have had to much to drink.

For instance, I can't feel anything from the top of my head to my shoulders at all. I can't feel my hands or toes either. It's very odd. I can still correct my spelling by watching what characters appear on the screen as I pass instructions to my body on what to type, with no feedback other then the visual.
That sounds amazing! You are a big guy, you will be fine.

Hopped onto this topic to confess my "I am an idiot" sins. But now after reading all the stuff posted here, I forgot what I was going to say. Something about sanitizer that doesn't foam and how easily it could be mistaken for water.

 
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Old 03-18-2013, 03:26 PM   #1549
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I used to hide veggies under my pillow so that I could look down the siren's dresses for a few seconds and then CRAM the veggies in my mouth!

They are freaking HOT! even when they are PISSED OFF and glaring at you while you laugh and spray bits of carrot at them.

 
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Old 03-18-2013, 03:47 PM   #1550
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I used to hide veggies under my pillow so that I could look down the siren's dresses for a few seconds and then CRAM the veggies in my mouth!

They are freaking HOT! even when they are PISSED OFF and glaring at you while you laugh and spray bits of carrot at them.
Ha! I'll leave that experience to you cheeze.

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