Personally, I prefer the grammar cops to those who find it pretentious or obnoxious to use proper English. Remember that kid in high school who constantly complained that he had to read literature even though he was going to BOCES for vocational training? Was he or was he not almost always a massive prick?
See, that's where the real story is.
In the competition for the attention of the space aliens.
Everyone's equal in the eyes of God, but the space aliens, you've got to figure they would play favorites.
YES, WE HAVE TRIED OTHER YEASTS! USE BREAD YEAST FOR JAOM!