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Old 12-18-2012, 07:56 PM   #661
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Haha, this is the truth. I just had my good friend over for some first pours of a brown ale I did and he brought a friend. When I poured the beer, mind you, BROWN ALE the friend of my friend said "OHHH, IT'S LIKE GUINESS!" I had to contain myself, not from laughter but from being extremely sarcastic haha. I just told him, Not every dark beer is guiness.
It might have been this thread, but somebody said that their SWMBO drank 2 of some light amber beer from the bottle and liked it. When the same beer was poured in a glass for her third, she saw the color and refused the beer.

I am not sure I could let that go. ARE YOU SERIOUS??????Lol.

 
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Old 12-18-2012, 08:37 PM   #662
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That's actually why the black
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Old 12-18-2012, 08:45 PM   #663
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"That's actually why the black
Ipa was invented"

Why? To give people pause? I certainly like some of my darker beers just because people are hesitant.
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...tasting a beer at 1 week, and again at 2....that to me just means there 2 less beers that are actually tasting good and are ready at the end.
"Anyway on the wall was this sign. People who drink light beer don't really like beer. They just like to piss a lot."

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Old 12-18-2012, 08:47 PM   #664
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Old 12-18-2012, 08:47 PM   #665
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I am in the process of trying to create a recipe that I call a mild ale which would be similar to a light BMC with ale yeast. If it works out well and is received well by those who took a long time to drink my blonde I'll attempt to make a version that is quite dark, black even...
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...tasting a beer at 1 week, and again at 2....that to me just means there 2 less beers that are actually tasting good and are ready at the end.
"Anyway on the wall was this sign. People who drink light beer don't really like beer. They just like to piss a lot."

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Old 12-18-2012, 08:54 PM   #666
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That's actually why the black
Ipa was invented
Bunch of racists in here. Geez.
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Old 12-18-2012, 09:08 PM   #667
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I am in the process of trying to create a recipe that I call a mild ale which would be similar to a light BMC with ale yeast. If it works out well and is received well by those who took a long time to drink my blonde I'll attempt to make a version that is quite dark, black even...
Go with midnight wheat, I have a maple wheat beer that I used it in and its black as Guiness but looks are definately decieving

 
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Old 12-18-2012, 09:37 PM   #668
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Go with midnight wheat, I have a maple wheat beer that I used it in and its black as Guiness but looks are definately decieving
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Midnight Wheat is great for color and not imparting much flavor.
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Old 12-18-2012, 09:41 PM   #669
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Thanks fellas!
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...tasting a beer at 1 week, and again at 2....that to me just means there 2 less beers that are actually tasting good and are ready at the end.
"Anyway on the wall was this sign. People who drink light beer don't really like beer. They just like to piss a lot."

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Old 12-18-2012, 09:44 PM   #670
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Does that add sugars too? Or is it just color?
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...tasting a beer at 1 week, and again at 2....that to me just means there 2 less beers that are actually tasting good and are ready at the end.
"Anyway on the wall was this sign. People who drink light beer don't really like beer. They just like to piss a lot."

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