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Old 12-07-2012, 12:34 AM   #441
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Originally Posted by Mojzis

haha hes got a good point! However, I think hes getting decaffeinated coffee mixed with beer.
They tend to use supercritical carbon dioxide in the industrialized world.
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Old 12-07-2012, 12:39 AM   #442
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Originally Posted by Ryush806 View Post
They tend to use supercritical carbon dioxide in the industrialized world.
Pfft. That's so passe. Shouldn't they be on to wickedsupercrital carbon dioxide by now? I mean, this is the 21st century.
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Old 12-07-2012, 01:05 AM   #443
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Posted on facebook by the owner and self proclaimed beer expert of a local restaurant.
"Bells two hearted is the greatest imperial APA every brewed"

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Old 12-07-2012, 06:39 AM   #444
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In response to all the "Import" rants, I think the term should just be Domestic/Crappy and Premium. I used to preach/whine about the Boulevard in KC being "Import" but only because it's just an illogical category name for it. If you have to print new menus with new beers, give them an appropriate category. Do like Flying Saucer does and have colored copy paper as your beer list!
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Old 12-07-2012, 08:04 AM   #445
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Originally Posted by Hamsterbite View Post
Pfft. That's so passe. Shouldn't they be on to wickedsupercrital carbon dioxide by now? I mean, this is the 21st century.
Hellacritical CO2. Developed in NorCal.
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Old 12-07-2012, 09:26 AM   #446
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Originally Posted by Hamsterbite View Post
Overheard at the beer aisle in the grocery store. Man speaking to wife/gf:
Non-Alcoholic beer is really bad for you. They use bleach to remove the alcohol.
That's a new one.
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Old 12-07-2012, 06:01 PM   #447
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When my wife was working at a nursing home, many years ago, they had a social event where they served beer. My wife got in trouble because she drank a Lite Beer during work. She thought Lite Beer was non-alcoholic beer. Needless to say she got in much trouble. I talked to her boss one day and said, "You know she's not far off."

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Old 12-07-2012, 08:09 PM   #448
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Originally Posted by C-Rider View Post
I was in a brewery in North Carolina, sorry don't remember the name. They only brew German style lagers. All there eqipment came from Germany. Any way on the wall was this sign.

People who drink light beer don't really like beer.

They just like to piss a lot.

LOL Thought that was so funny.
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Old 12-07-2012, 09:59 PM   #449
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OBX beer? brewery in Grandy?

i wonder how many times I've passed that on the way to/from Duck and never knew it was there
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Old 12-07-2012, 10:12 PM   #450
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I'm not proud of it, but I'll admit I dip into the BMC cooler now and then, especially at picnic type events where I could be drinking all day.

Anyways, at a co-worker party one night, I'm holding on to my can of Miller Lite and one of my co-workers husbands comes up to me and points out that I'm drinking a Lite. He then says, "Hmm, thought you were some kind of beer snob, you brew your own right? Well, I'll tell you, life is to short to drink crappy cheap beer like Lite." He then proceeded to grab a Carona out of the cooler, held it up like it was something special and walked away. I actually thought he did it as a joke, until that's all he drank all night.

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