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Old 11-23-2013, 11:33 PM   #4351
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If she doesn't get up to pour his beer, how can she spit in it?
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Old 11-24-2013, 12:14 AM   #4352
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If she doesn't get up to pour his beer, how can she spit in it?
I bet 2-1 over the years they've swapped some spit.


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Old 11-24-2013, 03:30 AM   #4353
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I bet 2-1 over the years they've swapped some spit.
Yeah, but I doubt she hocks it up from the deep end when they do that.
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Old 11-24-2013, 09:54 AM   #4354
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A friend of mine owns a local bottle shop. a woman walked in the shop carrying an empty growler. The growler was printed with the shop's name. She says, "I believe this is yours", to my friend Kara, "my son brought this home." Kara explained that she is not a video store, and that the woman's son had purchased the growler and it was theirs to keep.

Might be time for the son to move away from home.
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Old 11-24-2013, 12:24 PM   #4355
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Yeah, but I doubt she hocks it up from the deep end when they do that.
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Old 11-24-2013, 10:13 PM   #4356
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A friend of mine owns a local bottle shop. a woman walked in the shop carrying an empty growler. The growler was printed with the shop's name. She says, "I believe this is yours", to my friend Kara, "my son brought this home." Kara explained that she is not a video store, and that the woman's son had purchased the growler and it was theirs to keep. Might be time for the son to move away from home.
Had a similar situation, I help out at a small brewery and one Sunday afternoon a lady came in with 2 growlers, she asked for the deposit back on "these jugs my husband brought home". Tried to explain the he bought them, she didn't get it. Then she decides to leave them there because she doesn't want them in the house, ten minutes later here comes the husband to reclaim his growlers! He did not look too happy.
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Old 11-24-2013, 11:09 PM   #4357
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A friend of mine owns a local bottle shop. a woman walked in the shop carrying an empty growler. The growler was printed with the shop's name. She says, "I believe this is yours", to my friend Kara, "my son brought this home." Kara explained that she is not a video store, and that the woman's son had purchased the growler and it was theirs to keep.

Might be time for the son to move away from home.
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Had a similar situation, I help out at a small brewery and one Sunday afternoon a lady came in with 2 growlers, she asked for the deposit back on "these jugs my husband brought home". Tried to explain the he bought them, she didn't get it. Then she decides to leave them there because she doesn't want them in the house, ten minutes later here comes the husband to reclaim his growlers! He did not look too happy.
on both accounts: bwahahahahhahahahahaaa!!! hoooo! that's good stuff right there!
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Old 11-25-2013, 04:28 AM   #4358
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I still can't figure out why growlers come with caps. A straw would be better. Or maybe a little cup like cough medicine. But a cap??? What for???
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Old 11-25-2013, 03:04 PM   #4359
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I still can't figure out why growlers come with caps. A straw would be better. Or maybe a little cup like cough medicine. But a cap??? What for???
For transportation. Most states outside of Texas have Open Container laws. The cap makes it a closed container.
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Old 11-25-2013, 03:06 PM   #4360
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For transportation. Most states outside of Texas have Open Container laws. The cap makes it a closed container.
I think he was being facetious


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