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Old 10-02-2013, 12:17 AM   #3541
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Directed to me: You like all them dark beers, don't you? Like Guinness? I nod and smirk. Bystander: I was in england for a while, everything they drink there is dark!
2nd bystander: They drink it warm too, don't they?
Bystander: Yeah, completely. It's disgusting.

This info came from the same person that interjected when I was asked what an IPA was with "Beers like Budweiser, Labbats.." I finally had to said NO!


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Old 10-02-2013, 12:36 AM   #3542
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Directed to me: You like all them dark beers, don't you? Like Guinness? I nod and smirk. Bystander: I was in england for a while, everything they drink there is dark!
2nd bystander: They drink it warm too, don't they?
Bystander: Yeah, completely. It's disgusting.

This info came from the same person that interjected when I was asked what an IPA was with "Beers like Budweiser, Labbats.." I finally had to said NO!
Jesus Montgomery Christ.

Some people should stick to sucking down juiceboxes.


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Old 10-02-2013, 12:44 AM   #3543
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Some retard didn't know what an IPA was, so I messed with him by listing BMC beers when he asked.
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Old 10-02-2013, 01:00 AM   #3544
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our power went off in the shop for an hour yesterday. me and a few of the guys were standing around BS-ing. one guy said he drank a 12 pk of Redds on Saturday, then bragged it's 5%. I gave him a sideways look. another guy nick named Martini (and for good reason) said that doesn't sound like much. the other guy instantly stated that beer made in America is only 4.5-5%. I gave him another sideways look. he instantly clarified "the big breweries".
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If only all of our wifes showed such an interest in both!
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Old 10-02-2013, 01:33 AM   #3546
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My next door neighbor, who is an awesome guy, had said something funny to me but I didn't feel necessary to correct his statement. I gave him an oatmeal stout in a 22 oz bomber. He looks at it, holds it up to the sunlight and proclaims, "You know it's a good beer when you can't see through the bottle," Although it was a very delicious beer, I couldn't help but smile when I heard him say that. Cheers.
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Old 10-02-2013, 03:41 AM   #3547
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Went to a local place that only serves local NJ craft brews last weekend. Ordered River Horse's seasonal (Hipp-o-lantern), and the waitress asked if I would like it with a cinnamon sugar rim.

At least she asked first...
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My next door neighbor, who is an awesome guy, had said something funny to me but I didn't feel necessary to correct his statement. I gave him an oatmeal stout in a 22 oz bomber. He looks at it, holds it up to the sunlight and proclaims, "You know it's a good beer when you can't see through the bottle," Although it was a very delicious beer, I couldn't help but smile when I heard him say that. Cheers.
When people ask what kind of beer I like, I just tell 'em I like "beer I can eat with a fork".
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When people ask what kind of beer I like, I just tell 'em I like "beer I can eat with a fork".
Nah, brah. Squeeze-tube beer is where it's at.
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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...icle-1.1318447
Just saw this pop up on Google news...not sure if it's a serious attempt or a joke


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