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Old 09-28-2013, 12:21 AM   #3531
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I think so too. Beer?
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Old 09-28-2013, 12:23 AM   #3532
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I don't get this, I can understand fancy because lets face it our beer is fancy compared to the bland BMC. But girlie, how is craft beer girlie (excluding fruit infused wheat beers that are more fruit than beer of coarse)
Yeah, my dad saw a stack of Two Brothers in a Facebook post and called it girly beer. I was mystified until, a little farther into the conversation, he explained that anything not blue collar back when he was a teenager and young adult was considered "girly." I really enjoyed explaining how PBR has since become the beer of choice for clueless, entitled hipsters.
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I love quality craft beer, but mom no purist. If I like something, I don't care if it's wine spritzer with an extra shot of estrogen, I'm gonna drink it.
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I was at a bar the other day listening to the specials.
It's been way too long since a bar around here has played The Specials.
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I was at a new brewery/pizza place the other night. For a new brewery they had 6 beers which I thought was pretty good. I bought a flight and 2out of 4 were good...there were two others not on the flight, so I order samples of those. The waitress explains that they are high in alcohol and can only give a small sample of each. One is a IPA and the other is a barley wine so not really a beer at all...my mouth has yet to go back into place.
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Just came back from the store. In my cart I had vacuum bags, case of Upland brewing co. variety pack, and a wood floor duster.

Lady cashier - Does not look like a fun day for you
Me - I have beer!
Her - Why do men always need beer when doing chores?
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Her - When I tell my husband to clean and stain the deck he tells me he will need a few beers.
Me - It gets done thought right?
Her - um..well...yea...have a good day.
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Just came back from the store. In my cart I had vacuum bags, case of Upland brewing co. variety pack, and a wood floor duster.

Lady cashier - Does not look like a fun day for you
Me - I have beer!
Her - Why do men always need beer when doing chores?
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Her - When I tell my husband to clean and stain the deck he tells me he will need a few beers.
Me - It gets done thought right?
Her - um..well...yea...have a good day.
Exactly, it gets done, so relax on the methodology!
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I was at a new brewery/pizza place the other night. For a new brewery they had 6 beers which I thought was pretty good. I bought a flight and 2out of 4 were good...there were two others not on the flight, so I order samples of those. The waitress explains that they are high in alcohol and can only give a small sample of each. One is a IPA and the other is a barley wine so not really a beer at all...my mouth has yet to go back into place.
A barley wine is completely a beer. It's made of barley, water, yeast and hops, but it's just the same strength as wince. Has the rest of you been back?
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I was asked why I needed a beverage when I'm working and I said it's because the work makes my tongue get dry. Then I went back to working on whatever it was with my tongue sticking out the corner of my mouth as I concentrated on what I was doing.


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