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Old 09-22-2013, 08:23 PM   #3441
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This reminds me of drink names I've drank,heard,or don't remember clearly. Bloody brain,suffering bastard,sex on the beach,snowshoe...but pabst smear is a lil too close for me...
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Old 09-22-2013, 09:36 PM   #3442
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We invented a drink one night that we named "Hairy Nuts".
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Old 09-22-2013, 09:40 PM   #3443
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Easy to tell when the level in a vodka bottle went down. A box of wine... not so much.
Not if you top it off, well as long as you don't do it to often.
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I bet there are some hillbillies who legitimately ordered a half-bud/half-coors just to see what it was like. Has to have happened sometime.
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Old 09-22-2013, 09:58 PM   #3445
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I bet there are some hillbillies who legitimately ordered a half-bud/half-coors just to see what it was like. Has to have happened sometime.
Is that like ordering 1/2 bottled water and 1/2 tap water? Oh wait, that's what you get when you put ice in bottled water...
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Old 09-22-2013, 10:27 PM   #3446
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When my buddies went to spring break they discovered you can't take glass on the beach and the " panama beer" was born random whiskey poured into a half empty coors
Oh dear God that's hideous
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Old 09-23-2013, 03:01 AM   #3447
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Oh dear God that's hideous
The worst part is they still do it at home. I don't mind a boiler maker every once in awhile but not a can full of coors and rut gut whiskey
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Old 09-23-2013, 03:31 AM   #3448
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We invented a drink one night that we named "Hairy Nuts".
I really don't want to know what went into that drink.
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I really don't want to know what went into that drink.
That's just the garnish you're thinking of.
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You want to hear about a terrible mix? When I was in Bavaria they mixed wheat beer with coca cola! They call it radler which also applies to the lemonade/beer mix as well. Gross! I thought Germans knew better than this!
Actually it's named Cola bier and isn't half bad with the right pilsner. A Radler is a lemonade (or their version of it) and Pilsner. It's not bad either. At least that's what those mixes were called up in Hessen where I lived. Another good mix is a krystalweizen and banana nectar.
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