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Old 05-20-2013, 01:45 PM   #2501
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well, actually, Normie...


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Old 05-20-2013, 01:49 PM   #2502
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The thing about India Pail Ales you have to remember is that Indian people brought them over from India in huge buckets. I dont know how sanitary that is.


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Old 05-20-2013, 02:56 PM   #2503
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The thing about India Pail Ales you have to remember is that Indian people brought them over from India in huge buckets. I dont know how sanitary that is.
I always use my empties to make sand castles or collect sand fleas at the beach.
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Old 05-20-2013, 03:12 PM   #2504
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Haha, good one
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Old 05-20-2013, 03:32 PM   #2505
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I overheard the manager of a liquor store - a rather large location, with a great selection and a number of locations in the area - telling a customer that cider is beer that they add apple juice to. And this was during a tasting of a new cider they started carrying.
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Oh my. I'd be hard pressed not to correct him immediately in front of everyone like a total asshole.
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Old 05-20-2013, 03:43 PM   #2506
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Ordered a thunderhead IPA, selection was terrible, at this place. Took a couple sips. Called the bartender over and said

Me: "this is bad"
Bartender Lady: "oh you don't like it I can get you something else?"
Me: "well yes I'll take something else, but this is an IPA and it tastes sour and borderline moldy"
Bartender Lady: "oh yeah we get that"
Me: "wait, what?"
Bartender Lady: "yeah most people don't say anything but yeah some do and I think it tastes wierd so I just get them something else"
Me: "How often do you clean your lines?"
Bartender Lady: "what do you mean?"
Me: "Nevermind I'll go ahead and have that Red Stripe in the bottle"
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Bless her heart.
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I'd be hard pressed...
I can't believe it took me this long to get that. Nice one!
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"Beer makes you smart... It made Bud wiser!" It was funny when I first heard it a few decades ago. Unfortunately Bud didn't learn how to brew his beer any better.
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"Beer makes you smart... It made Bud wiser!" It was funny when I first heard it a few decades ago. Unfortunately Bud didn't learn how to brew his beer any better.
Beer does not make you smart....just ask my wife.


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