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Old 05-09-2013, 03:38 PM   #2361
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My wife also can't stand IPAs, except Bell's Two-Hearted. That's the only one she likes. Might be a place to start.
She'd probably like double IPAs then. Bell's is quite malty, it reminds me of Dogfish 90. Lots of people prefer double IPAs before standard IPAs because they're more balanced, then the palate wreckage commences.


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Old 05-09-2013, 11:10 PM   #2362
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+1 Your are not alone. Every time I taste a bitter beer I think of the old guy with the scrunched up face in Keystone's "Just say no to bitter-beer-face" commercials years ago.
Here's the original Keystone Bitter Beer Face commercial. The can should say IPA instead of BITTER BEER.



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Old 05-09-2013, 11:26 PM   #2363
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Here's the original Keystone Bitter Beer Face commercial. The can should say IPA instead of BITTER BEER.

Video Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOP5PBIghhc
Haha I remember this commercial from my youth. I just saw the little fine print that says "Based on IBU Bitterness rating points." Haha, if I had noticed that as a kid I would have been like Wtf.
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Old 05-09-2013, 11:57 PM   #2364
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Here's the original Keystone Bitter Beer Face commercial. The can should say IPA instead of BITTER BEER.

Video Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOP5PBIghhc
Lol I never noticed the fine print before lol I remember them from back when I was young lol
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Old 05-10-2013, 12:23 AM   #2365
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She'd probably like double IPAs then. Bell's is quite malty, it reminds me of Dogfish 90. Lots of people prefer double IPAs before standard IPAs because they're more balanced, then the palate wreckage commences.
I've had her try a few...90 min, Hopslam, I don't remember what else. Nothing else has appealed yet. Oh well, it's a start.
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Old 05-10-2013, 12:33 AM   #2366
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Maybe they shoulda played surfin' bird by the trashmen at that point of the commercial?! Reminded me of the guy on Ghoulardi...
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After telling someone that I was brewing a farmhouse IPA next I got the response: "Oh, what kind of farm do you live on?"
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So, this isn't funny, just annoying:


I'm sitting at the bar waiting to order, and the guy next to me orders a bud light and a "lager." Yes, I know this means yuengling, but to me, it sound like the dumbest thing you could say at the bar, outside of "I'll take a liquor."

Had he come into the place I bartend, I would have told him to figure out what he wants then come back.
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Old 05-11-2013, 07:23 PM   #2369
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This one was slightly funny when it happened, but funnier later. Theres a distributor by me that sells mostly BMC and soda, but recently started selling some craftier beers and good imports. I never had Shiner bock so i grabbed a six pack and continued looking. The kid that works there says to his co worker "Yo dawg, have you ever tried Shiner bock? It's mad expensive, but that sh!t tastes just like michelob ultra". I almost put it back but figured everyone has their own tastes so i'll give it a shot. After tasting it when i got home, it became even funnier.
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So, this isn't funny, just annoying:

I'm sitting at the bar waiting to order, and the guy next to me orders a bud light and a "lager." Yes, I know this means yuengling, but to me, it sound like the dumbest thing you could say at the bar, outside of "I'll take a liquor."

Had he come into the place I bartend, I would have told him to figure out what he wants then come back.
The fact that "Lager" means Yuengling in its home market is a credit to the fact that its so popular, its the default.

That might piss you off, but ignoring it or acting like its wrong just because its not your favorite seems silly.


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