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Old 01-18-2013, 02:25 PM   #1281
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Old 01-18-2013, 02:38 PM   #1282
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I know a guy who owns a small brewery, and they self distribute. A couple times, when they were able to take an account away from a distributer at a bar, the distributer would smear mayo inside the keg connection to my buddies kegs to make his beer taste rancid. That's how evil and vindictive the distributors are these days.
That's disgusting. That man deserves a solid punch in the mouth.


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Old 01-18-2013, 04:12 PM   #1283
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Isn't that one of the commandments or something? Thou shalt not sabotage beer. If it isn't it should be.
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Old 01-18-2013, 04:12 PM   #1284
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That's disgusting. That man deserves a solid punch in the mouth.
Agreed, maybe a kick in balls.
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Old 01-18-2013, 04:59 PM   #1285
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Agreed, maybe a kick in balls.
but as stated & the big & tall clothes thread, nut shots don't ever work. ever.
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Old 01-18-2013, 06:43 PM   #1286
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Ive managed corporate restaurants for over 10 years and not suprised by that. Those beer reps can be vicious to each other, Ive heard of stunts like the mayo thing or poking pinholes in draft lines ob tje night the competition is having a promo ( air gets in the line and its instant foam on tap!)
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Old 01-18-2013, 06:44 PM   #1287
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Old 01-18-2013, 06:47 PM   #1288
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That's just pure D wrong. Not to mention sophmorish.
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Old 01-19-2013, 03:44 AM   #1289
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...BACK on topic.
Having people that try your beer say "yeah, it was crafty."
I know you have no understanding of how hard it was balancing Sorachi and Citra hops, and lemongrass...
I begrudgingly forgive you. *Whispers under-breath* (Last sample I give you.)
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"Homebrew has estrogens in it, and makes guys grow breasts."

A guy on my hockey team said this last night, turning down the offer of my now infamous steam beer (made with real steam!).

He then slammed back a couple MGD's he brought over. Because, commercial beers, esp. BMC, are definitely cleaner than my simple grain-to-glass stuff.


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