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Old 01-17-2013, 04:56 PM   #1271
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Japan. It is always Japan.


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Old 01-17-2013, 05:32 PM   #1272
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The need to step mash mayo is a myth which has been thoroughly debunked. Please stop perpetuating such myths. It's irritating as hell, and confusing to the newbies.
Sure, if you're using modern-day well modified mayonnaise, it's not absolutely necessary, but if you do decoction mashing, those Maillard reactions give you subtle mayo flavors that are unachievable by any other method.


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Old 01-17-2013, 06:12 PM   #1273
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You guys are all off base. If you want that traditional mayo flavor it's necessary to do a triple decoction mash. Otherwise you won't get the mayoiest notes out of it.

The funniest thing I heard about mayo was some dumb guy a the local Kraft Beer bar telling me mayo was invented in county Mayo, Ireland. Wrong, it was invented in Mayonnaise in Alsace.
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Old 01-17-2013, 06:21 PM   #1274
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Even though I know you're joking, I just threw up in my mouth a little.
I know a guy who owns a small brewery, and they self distribute. A couple times, when they were able to take an account away from a distributer at a bar, the distributer would smear mayo inside the keg connection to my buddies kegs to make his beer taste rancid. That's how evil and vindictive the distributors are these days.
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Old 01-17-2013, 07:38 PM   #1275
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Old 01-18-2013, 12:05 AM   #1276
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Old Cock ale recipe- replace cock with turkey.Spice with salt and pepper last 10 minutes of boil. Dry whip secondary with mayo? Enter under bjcp Christmas beer category, name it something creative involving "next day christmas dinner left over samiches," someone please do this because I want to hear about how it goes, and the looks on the judges faces...
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Old 01-18-2013, 02:39 AM   #1277
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Old Cock ale recipe- replace cock with turkey.Spice with salt and pepper last 10 minutes of boil. Dry whip secondary with mayo? Enter under bjcp Christmas beer category, name it something creative involving "next day christmas dinner left over samiches," someone please do this because I want to hear about how it goes, and the looks on the judges faces...
Has anyone on here ever made cock ale? I've been wondering that ever since I heard about it.
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Old 01-18-2013, 02:49 AM   #1278
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Things got a whole lot funnier these last few pages

Starting, for me, with the Monty Python skit and then this next comment had me chuckling away to myself

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FTFY, you gotta say Belgium when referring to the beer, Belgian when referring to the country to make beer savvy people rage.

Ex: "My wife and I took a trip to Belgian last year and all I drank was Belgium Tribble lagers"
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Old 01-18-2013, 02:51 AM   #1279
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Has anyone on here ever made cock ale?
No, but I've had whisky dick once or twice
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Old 01-18-2013, 06:13 AM   #1280
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