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Old 01-14-2013, 10:08 PM   #1201
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I had a friend (a self proclaimed hophead) help me brew a batch of American Amber Ale a little while ago, that i calculated in the mid-40s IBUs (a bit on the high side for an AAA). When I told him the style we were brewing, he said that he's "never had an amber ale that he liked" and that he prefers something hoppier, like a Corona. I just smiled and said "Don't worry, I'm putting lots of hops in this batch."
Corona? Wtf?

 
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Old 01-14-2013, 10:24 PM   #1202
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Point being the terminology is not incorrect. It's slightly archaic is all. Like naming your antique store "Ye Olde Shoppe."
And if you don't pronounce it "The Old Shop" you're just as wrong!

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Old 01-14-2013, 11:14 PM   #1203
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technically, it IS incorrect.

it's like writing a book called BEEF OF THE WORLD: over 350 classic beef, burgers, steaks and sirloins

or like telling me, "meet my wife and my sister" and there's only one woman with you
Well, having grown up in the South, I won't comment on that last line... Daddybrother teached me some manners.

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Old 01-14-2013, 11:24 PM   #1204
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I've just started brewing in the last month so I've been reading everything I can get my hands on and asking anyone I know if they know anything about homebrewing or have any friends that homebrew.

...Anyway, I get to a guy I work with today and he starts telling me that he and a few friends tried brewing a few years back, but something had happened to their batch because they kept getting a bunch of messy blowouts/bottlebombs. I wasn't really understanding exactly what he's was explaining as the problem because he kept saying they forgot to burp their beers. After several more questions he said that they didn't have enough, or maybe any beer bottles and so used 2 liter soda bottles...when we started talking about how they primed the beer for bottling he looked confused...after another few minutes of gentle questioning I finally realized where they had gone wrong...he was completely mystified by the idea of an airlock or blowoff tube...

Yep, you guessed it they were trying to primary in 2 liter soda bottles....I was pretty much left speechless and could only offer that maybe if he ever tried again his next batch might turn out better.

I can only imagine where they got their instructions for that batch...Wow!

 
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Old 01-14-2013, 11:39 PM   #1205
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Well, having grown up in the South, I won't comment on that last line... Daddybrother teached me some manners.
My friend actually had an uncle-daddy and cousin-sister.

 
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Old 01-14-2013, 11:41 PM   #1206
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Well, having grown up in the South, I won't comment on that last line... Daddybrother teached me some manners.
Don't you mean Daddybrother learns you real good?
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Old 01-14-2013, 11:50 PM   #1207
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I can only imagine where they got their instructions for that batch...Wow!
Time in prison

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Old 01-15-2013, 12:13 AM   #1208
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Corona? Wtf?
^^^ My thoughts exactly. What makes it even more amusing is that while we were brewing, we were drinking the six-pack of Phillips Hop Circle IPA that he brought over, but he used Corona Extra as an example of a hoppy beer. It's a stretch, but my only guess is that he mistook the dryness and higher carbonation of the Corona for hop bitterness.

 
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Old 01-15-2013, 12:20 AM   #1209
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I'm reading the Myron Bolitar series, and so far, I think every single book has something like, "Win drinks a Brooklyn Lager. Win only drinks lager, never beer."

 
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Old 01-15-2013, 12:52 AM   #1210
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Don't you mean Daddybrother learns you real good?
My family tree is more like a Kudzu vine...

And Daddybrother teached me, I was the one alearning stuff... Likes how ta tells iffen the roadkill is fresh,which raydeeaters make the best stills, how to shoot at rev'ners(ya just kinda wing'em) , it's okay if cousins are naked but not nekkid, never name yer chicken iffen ya plans ta choke it...

(wait... That sounds wrong...)

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