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Old 01-09-2013, 02:37 AM   #1121
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mothers count as SWMBOs too.
Ain't that the unfortunate truth.


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Old 01-09-2013, 01:33 PM   #1122
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Ain't that the unfortunate truth.
Im a newbie What is an SWMBO


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Old 01-09-2013, 01:53 PM   #1123
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Im a newbie What is an SWMBO
She Who Must Be Obeyed
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Old 01-09-2013, 04:29 PM   #1124
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Awful! How could you do that!? Now it's ruined. Next time, direct the inquiry here.
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Old 01-09-2013, 05:44 PM   #1125
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From my uncle in-law while drinking a 9% barleywine I made "this is pretty close to Sam Adams" I just said thank you ,as he meant it as a near compliment.
My brother in law just told me that same thing while drinking one of my 8.5% saison de Noel's. I also, just said thank you...I'm lucky I didn't have a few more in me, or my innner beer snob might have came out. Haha, whatever
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Old 01-09-2013, 07:48 PM   #1126
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My brother in law just told me that same thing while drinking one of my 8.5% saison de Noel's. I also, just said thank you...I'm lucky I didn't have a few more in me, or my innner beer snob might have came out. Haha, whatever
I'm glad I'm not the only one to experience this. I think they are trying to pay a compliment but lack the vocabulary to give it.
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Old 01-09-2013, 08:06 PM   #1127
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"I don't want the porter (FG 1014). I don't feel like anything heavy. How about the Scotch Ale (FG 1028)?

Also, after giving my wife's uncle, cousin, and father a taste of my 14 month old, 22% barley brandy, the response was a hesitant "hmm, that's not bad." Knowing their tastes, though, I only gave them about a thimble full.
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Old 01-09-2013, 08:45 PM   #1128
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*curls protectively around his carboy full of DIPA* Nasty creatures, yes they is, preciouss... *coughkrausencough* They tries to tricks us...they tries to takes the preciouss! *coughkrausencough* We shows them, yes... What's it doing?! Stupid, fat SWMBO! You ruins it! What's "rinsing", precious? What's "rinsing," eh? Oh yes, we could say no to that! Spoiling nice beer! Give it to us star-sanned and dripping! You keep nasty rinsing!
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Too funny!
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...tasting a beer at 1 week, and again at 2....that to me just means there 2 less beers that are actually tasting good and are ready at the end.
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Stupid, fat SWMBO!
I am obligated to mention do not ever, ever, ever say this to a SWMBO, as you risk serious bodily harm. To you.

Plus, they have unexpected benefits. Hot flashes -> House is only about 61 F -> My American ales are rocking along at a perfect 62 F with absolutely no maintenance on my part.


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