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Old 01-08-2013, 12:29 AM   #1101
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Sweet now you have a nick name for me this OT is going really well

 
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Old 01-08-2013, 12:34 AM   #1102
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haha! don't flatter yourself. I call a lot of people cowboy. you look more like a brofrush anyhow.


"If you can't slam it, it's not worth drinking." heard at a house party when my brother started handing out some of his Imperial Porters.
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Old 01-08-2013, 02:11 AM   #1103
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haha! don't flatter yourself. I call a lot of people cowboy. you look more like a brofrush anyhow.

"If you can't slam it, it's not worth drinking." heard at a house party when my brother started handing out some of his Imperial Porters.
Don't know what a brofrush is but sounds neat. And the the imperial porter statement is priceless I guess it people like that that think "drinkability" is a word.

 
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Old 01-08-2013, 02:25 AM   #1104
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Don't know what a brofrush is but sounds neat. And the the imperial porter statement is priceless I guess it people like that that think "drinkability" is a word.
I watched some "hard cores" try to beer bong his BW. they ended up chucking.
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Old 01-08-2013, 02:29 AM   #1105
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Probably like trying to bong a gallon of milk.

 
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Old 01-08-2013, 02:39 AM   #1106
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Back story: my SWMBO (i still crack up every time I see that posted) hates beer, I love beer... so obviously I do everything in my power to change that I've known countless "non-beer" people who I have converted with a specific beer. I'm a firm believer that everyone likes beer, they just don't know it yet. All it takes is that one beer that you find tasty, and it's all downhill from there. So in an effort to convert her she tries (and I love her for being such a good sport) a sip of any new beer i'm drinking...which is at least weekly if not daily. Closest we have come is DFH Tweason'ale...go figure. She is usually pretty tame in her reaction, she likes some parts but overall doesn't dig it.

Tonight's selection is Founders Red Rye IPA, pretty excited cuz a local packy is stocking Founders and I love rye ipas.

I'm like hmm this is really balanced and damn good, "babe, try a sip, not a tongue touch thing but a good swig, look for a grapefruit mixing with rye thing goin on" her instantaneous reaction:

"That is not beer, what the hell did I just drink. I think I just drank dead body juice"

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Old 01-08-2013, 03:01 AM   #1107
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I watched some "hard cores" try to beer bong his BW. they ended up chucking.
Why would anyone do this? So stupid

 
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Old 01-08-2013, 03:38 AM   #1108
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"That is not beer, what the hell did I just drink. I think I just drank dead body juice"
Oh great, now we're going to get back onto the zombie apocalypse tangent!

But seriously I LOL'd a bit when I read your post, and I think I might have dated your SWMBO in the past...I feel fortunate that while the eventual and current SWMBO still isn't a big beer drinker, she definitely has a bit more of a palate, and getting better all the time...

Case in point: back when we were dating, she described beers in terms of whether or not they had more "flowers" (hops) or "crackers" (malty)...she kind of shocked herself the first time she actually said "hoppy" instead of "oohh, that's nice flowers!"
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Old 01-08-2013, 03:54 AM   #1109
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i bartend at a local beer and shot type of bar and a ton of the customers refer to anything that is not bud or miller lite as a "wheat beer"
drives me nuts

 
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Old 01-08-2013, 04:42 AM   #1110
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i bartend at a local beer and shot type of bar and a ton of the customers refer to anything that is not bud or miller lite as a "wheat beer"
drives me nuts
Face palm. Why do people fall into advertisements and crappy beer lies and think that those are the only beers out there?

 
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