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Old 08-09-2012, 06:56 PM   #11
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"Drink tilll she's cute...or you pass out"

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Old 08-09-2012, 07:56 PM   #12
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"I feel bad for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's the best they're going to feel all day." -Frank Sinatra (I think)

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Old 08-09-2012, 08:10 PM   #13
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Here's an LP title I laways like from Lenard Skinard-"The smoker I drink,the player I get". I used that one a lot when I was young. Even in the plant when I messed up as a foreperson.
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Old 08-09-2012, 08:17 PM   #14
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I believe that drinking beer will solve all of life's problems...and if it doesn't you'll have a hell of a good time trying.

Think I saw it on a signature here actually...
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Old 08-09-2012, 08:20 PM   #15
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Old 08-09-2012, 08:22 PM   #16
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Here's one I think Rooster Cogburn said once-"Never trust a man that doesn't drink!".
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Old 08-09-2012, 08:38 PM   #17
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There's always the old standby: Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy often (I think falsely) attributed to Benjamin Franklin.

 
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Old 08-09-2012, 08:39 PM   #18
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There's always the old standby: Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy often (I think falsely) attributed to Benjamin Franklin.
I believe Ben did say it, but about wine and not beer.

Still a good quote though.
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Old 08-09-2012, 09:22 PM   #19
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In heaven there is no beer, that is why we must drink it here. When we are all gone, our friends will be drinking all of our beer.
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Old 08-09-2012, 09:33 PM   #20
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I believe Ben did say it, but about wine and not beer.

Still a good quote though.
Yeah, a quick Google search turns up that he was talking about rain and its contribution to growing grapes to be turned into wine. It's been incorrectly quoted enough that it's taken on its own life regardless.

 
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