Home Brew Forums > Home Brewing Beer > General Beer Discussion > I need a funny beer saying!!!
Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 08-09-2012, 05:38 PM   #1
dcodd87
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Posts: 104
Liked 8 Times on 6 Posts

Default I need a funny beer saying!!!

My gift to my groomsmen on Sept 1, 2012 will be a custom pilsner glass and some of my homebrew that I have bottle conditioning that I specifically made for them. I bought 6 pack carriers that are white. I wanted to write something on them that would give them a chuckle or a laugh. Any ideas???


__________________
Imperial Stout - Primary

Any ideas for the next?
dcodd87 is offline
 
Reply With Quote
Old 08-09-2012, 05:50 PM   #2
Hernando
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Recipes 
 
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Denver, CO
Posts: 496
Liked 12 Times on 12 Posts
Likes Given: 110

Default

Quotes more than sayings but here are some:

"Beer - Because one doesn't solve the world's problems over white wine."--Anonymous

"Don't bother trying to join the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. It turns out they're apparently against all three." --Wiley

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." --Jack Handey
Jack Handy is the best IMO

"Drink today, and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow; Best, while you have it, use your breath; There is no drinking after death"--Ben Jonson

"To alcohol! The cause of - and solution - to all of life's problems." --Homer Simpson

"Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer." --Al Bundy, Married with Children

"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline; It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer." --Frank Zappa

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." --Dean Martin

"Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer." --Henry Lawson


__________________
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." --Jack Handey
O'tega Labrewtories
Hernando is offline
JerseyJD Likes This 
Reply With Quote
Old 08-09-2012, 05:52 PM   #3
geer537
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Seaside, CA
Posts: 407
Liked 20 Times on 16 Posts
Likes Given: 17

Default

"Intoxicated /adj./ When you feel sophisticated without being able to pronounce it."

or

"You know what 'SOBER' stands for ? It stands for 'Son Of a B****, Everything's Real!'"
Gary Busey.
geer537 is offline
 
Reply With Quote
Old 08-09-2012, 06:02 PM   #4
FirstStateBrewer
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Recipes 
 
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Middletown, DE
Posts: 328
Liked 17 Times on 16 Posts
Likes Given: 3

Default

FirstStateBrewer is offline
 
Reply With Quote
Old 08-09-2012, 06:12 PM   #5
Nightshade
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Richland, WA
Posts: 1,421
Liked 193 Times on 150 Posts
Likes Given: 210

Default

My favorite toast, "Let us drink to our wives and our sweethearts, and to the hope that the two never meet"
Nightshade is offline
 
Reply With Quote
Old 08-09-2012, 06:15 PM   #6
htc
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Potosi, Missouri
Posts: 137
Liked 13 Times on 9 Posts
Likes Given: 23

Default

They don't really pertain to weddings or groomsmen but I'm a fan of, "Beer, not just for breakfast anymore!" or recently I heard "That was close! I thought I had drank my last breakfast!"
htc is offline
 
Reply With Quote
Old 08-09-2012, 06:37 PM   #7
Slipgate
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Damascus, MD
Posts: 591
Liked 14 Times on 14 Posts
Likes Given: 8

Default

Just go with the simple, "It's 5 o'clock somewhere!".
Slipgate is offline
 
Reply With Quote
Old 08-09-2012, 06:44 PM   #8
Braufessor
HBT_SUPPORTER.png
Feedback Score: 5 reviews
 
Braufessor's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: NE Iowa, Iowa
Posts: 2,393
Liked 617 Times on 435 Posts
Likes Given: 533

Default

Here are a couple that might fit:

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
- Earnest Hemingway, For Whom the Bell Tolls

Good men drink good beer
-Hunter S. Thompson
Braufessor is offline
 
Reply With Quote
Old 08-09-2012, 06:51 PM   #9
Denny
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Eugene OR
Posts: 4,421
Liked 486 Times on 356 Posts
Likes Given: 609

Default

You only have one liver....destroy it wisely! - Me
__________________
Life begins at 60....1.060, that is!

www.dennybrew.com

http://www.experimentalbrew.com - the website for the book "Experimental Homebrewing"...coming Nov. 2014
Denny is offline
3
People Like This 
Reply With Quote
Old 08-09-2012, 06:53 PM   #10
tre9er
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Lincoln, NE
Posts: 4,372
Liked 238 Times on 197 Posts
Likes Given: 35

Default

I used to drink a lot in the 90's...now I don't pay attention to what the temperature is.

I don't drink any more...I don't drink any less, either.


__________________
_________________________________
Skal!
Den Faaborg Bryggeri

Quote:
Originally Posted by davekippen View Post
Open log Fermenting and gas-can secondary?? I am planning my next brew right now!!
tre9er is offline
signpost Likes This 
Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools



Forum Jump

Newest Threads

LATEST SPONSOR DEALS