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Old 08-08-2012, 06:01 PM   #1
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Default Beer Emergency!

Sixty-seven-year-old Allen Troy Brooks called 911 not once, not twice, but at least nine times, including one call in which he asked if someone could send him a ride so he could buy some beer.



Dispatcher: "Maury 911 what's your emergency?"
Man: "(Inaudible)"

Dispatcher: "Sir?"
Man: "Want to take me the store."

Dispatcher: "Won't take you to the store? What's going on sir?"
Man: "To the store want to get me a beer."

Dispatcher: "No I can't take you to the store and get you a beer. You called 911."

http://www.kctv5.com/story/19206947/...de-to-buy-beer


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Old 08-08-2012, 06:41 PM   #2
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You can't fix stupid..


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Old 08-08-2012, 06:44 PM   #3
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It would be nice if the cops took drunk people on beer runs.
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Old 08-08-2012, 07:17 PM   #5
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Protect and Serve, right?
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Old 08-08-2012, 07:27 PM   #6
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We might as well hit the Taco Bell drive thru on the way home, officer.
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Oh yeah. 12 pack box of tacos to go.
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Better to call for a ride than to drive himself. Right idea wrong place, next time he should call a cab. At least his heart was in the right place.
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Terrible and hilarious!
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You can fix stupid it is called a bullet to the head.


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