Sixty-seven-year-old Allen Troy Brooks called 911 not once, not twice, but at least nine times
, including one call in which he asked if someone could send him a ride so he could buy some beer.
Dispatcher: "Maury 911 what's your emergency?"
Man: "Want to take me the store."
Dispatcher: "Won't take you to the store? What's going on sir?"
Man: "To the store want to get me a beer."
Dispatcher: "No I can't take you to the store and get you a beer. You called 911."