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Old 07-21-2007, 04:44 AM   #1
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I love sitting here in the big cumfy chair....cold haus ale at side and a box of herb triscuits nearby...HBT'ing.

But...DAMN...this laptop is making my nads feel like steamed mussels.

Why do laptops have to run so damn hot?

 
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Old 07-21-2007, 04:52 AM   #2
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I bought some big kick ass pots at a cafeteria auction this spring. At the same auction SWMBO bought a huge stack of old cafeteria trays. I set the laptop on one of those and it keeps the exhaust and intake port free and insulates my lap a bit.
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Old 07-21-2007, 02:15 PM   #3
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Both the disk & the processor eat power and the battery heats up supplying it. It's like having a 40 watt light bulb in your crotch. Try altering your disk's standby time and see if your CPU has an idle timer. A few systems will drop the clock speed if nothing much is happening.
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Old 07-21-2007, 02:34 PM   #4
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Not all laptops run as hot and eat as much power. I've got a 1.6 GHz Centrino that's a few years old. It runs cool enough that the fan rarely comes on from just surfing or word processing. Now if you peg the CPU for very long, sure it's going to generate more heat and the fan will start running. I've seen some P4 laptops that are HOT, the fan never stops running, and the battery doesn't last for $#@!.

 
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I bought some big kick ass pots at a cafeteria auction this spring. At the same auction SWMBO bought a huge stack of old cafeteria trays. I set the laptop on one of those and it keeps the exhaust and intake port free and insulates my lap a bit.
They also have cool plates for laptops, but I've never used one. I don't know if they would help if you're trying to use it in your lap.

 
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Old 07-21-2007, 03:08 PM   #6
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Hope you don't have one off the batterys that were being recalled. Hate to see your crotch go up in flames.
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Old 07-21-2007, 03:38 PM   #7
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Now, is it really a 'laptop?' I bet it is a 'notebook' not meant to be used on your lap. I think mine came with that warning...don't want to get sued if it makes some guy sterile.

 
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Now, is it really a 'laptop?' I bet it is a 'notebook' not meant to be used on your lap. I think mine came with that warning...don't want to get sued if it makes some guy sterile.
With four daughters, maybe that's not such a bad thing.

 
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Old 07-21-2007, 05:35 PM   #9
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how'd you get 4 daughters with junk so ugly?
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Old 07-22-2007, 01:41 PM   #10
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They also have cool plates for laptops, but I've never used one. I don't know if they would help if you're trying to use it in your lap.
Those things actually do work, the added ventilation really cools the thing down a lot. They just plug into your USB port for power. They have one at Amazon that looks pretty solid http://www.amazon.com/Cooler-Master-.../dp/B0009WPSEC
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