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Old 07-18-2007, 07:53 AM   #1
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Was cruising ebay for a wort pump and came across this. Guess ebay really does have everything.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Penis-extenders-...QQcmdZViewItem

 
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Old 07-18-2007, 05:17 PM   #2
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lol, i dunno. give it a shot and let us know
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Old 07-18-2007, 05:24 PM   #3
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You guys better not outbid me .....

 
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Old 07-18-2007, 06:02 PM   #4
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Was cruising ebay for a wort pump and came across this.
Sure you were... suuuuree you were...
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Old 07-18-2007, 06:04 PM   #5
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I think it is made by the same people that make the time machine featured in the movie Napoleon Dynamite.

Give it a try, I hear they make good products.

 
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Old 07-19-2007, 12:20 AM   #6
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Quote:
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Was cruising ebay for a wort pump and came across this.
If you come across it, I think you're using it wrong! That monstrosity looks like vice grips, but in reverse! There's no way I'm letting that near the boys!
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Old 07-19-2007, 01:29 AM   #7
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After my recent vasectomy I could use one of these. It's still afraid, might give it some encouragement...

 
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Old 07-19-2007, 01:42 AM   #8
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Must be much smaller in real life. At least, I hope so.
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Old 07-19-2007, 07:43 AM   #9
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Quote:
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Sure you were... suuuuree you were...
I'm busted. Just wanted a little help getting to the 9" mark. 8.5" isn't cutting it.


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After my recent vasectomy I could use one of these. It's still afraid, might give it some encouragement...
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