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Old 02-20-2013, 09:46 PM   #62
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What did Bender say about Kegbot 5000?

"I'd tap that"
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Old 02-20-2013, 10:02 PM   #63
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i guy i used to work with kept borrowing a tool from my friend until on day he asks "this is a great tool where did you get it?"
my friend replies " dude ive had that tool sooo long i couldnt even tell ya!"
the guy replies "you can tell me!" he was dead serious!
we laughed so hard!

 
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Old 02-20-2013, 10:19 PM   #64
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A guy sent a list of ten puns to his friends and asked them to tell him which of the ten puns made them laugh. No pun in ten did.

Nerdy puns:

Wanna hear a sodium joke?
Na.
How about a potassium joke?
K.
I made up a uranium joke just for U!
Two guys walk into a bar
First guy - I'll have some H2O
Second guy - I'll have some H2O too
Second guy died

 
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Old 02-20-2013, 10:22 PM   #65
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All the good chemistry jokes argon.
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Old 02-20-2013, 11:44 PM   #66
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This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never
met herbivore.

 
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Old 02-22-2013, 07:27 PM   #67
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When I was reenacting I noticed that 99% of the Union side had belt buckles with a simple US stamped on it. I couldnt figure out a way to do it cheaply, but I wanted to make a buckle that said "THEM" on it, and see if anyone would notice.
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In the competition for the attention of the space aliens.
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YES, WE HAVE TRIED OTHER YEASTS! USE BREAD YEAST FOR JAOM!


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Old 02-22-2013, 07:47 PM   #68
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Here are a few from the pun folder on my computer...
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Old 02-22-2013, 08:05 PM   #70
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