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Old 01-25-2013, 04:59 AM   #271
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Isn't brewing kind of like growing a beard? It take patience, meticulous planning, and proper hygiene to be good.
Plus, Chuck Norris has a beard.......

 
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Old 01-25-2013, 05:06 AM   #272
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No

 
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Old 01-25-2013, 05:13 AM   #273
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started regrowing my beard. warm weather's coming up, and it's about time to start doing ag again. gotta get a respectable beard pretty quick, since i'm brewing an ris this weekend
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Old 01-25-2013, 05:20 AM   #274
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Damn im screwed then.. cause like joe dirt i got the white trash dna and it dont grow here and right here..but the pork chops flourish which just aint right..look like frickn wolverine.

 
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Old 01-25-2013, 05:36 AM   #275
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If a male brewer, you must have some kind of facial hair. Obviously, the more amazing and large your facial hair is corresponds to the quality of the beer you brew. I wouldn't dare send in any beer I made to a contest, knowing that the soul patch I sport means, at best, I could only brew a 30-37 (very good, generally within style parameters but with minor flaws).

 
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Old 01-25-2013, 06:21 AM   #276
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Since I started brewing ...the only thing I shave any more are my balls
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Old 01-25-2013, 06:27 AM   #277
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Old 01-26-2013, 02:54 PM   #278
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I can't wait to quit my current job to grow out my beard. My next job doesn't care and my wife loves me in one. I've been really busy and haven't had a chance to brew so once I do I'm growing it out and making some kind of beard themed beer. Thoughts on a recipe for a Welcome Home Beard celebration? Maybe a barley wine that just gets better with time?

 
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Old 01-27-2013, 04:27 AM   #279
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Isn't all beer "beard themed" beer?
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Old 01-27-2013, 04:56 AM   #280
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Here's a pic. I can't find anything more recent. It's from October, so my beard has grown considerably since then, but you get the idea. Probably harbouring some wild yeast.
Where the hell did you manage to find Peter Sarsgaard's lost Dwimli audition tape?

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Lots of good beards on Orthodox priests.
And, for some odd reason, Catholic altar boys.

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Went hardcore woodsman for 3 years...
*raises single eyebrow suspiciously*

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["Excuse me, miss"]
The whole thread might as well be locked now, as that picture aptly represented everything that has ever been said, and ever will be to say, on matters even tangentially connected to the topic of beard.
(Said picture has been referred to using mere words, for obvious apocalypse-avoiding reasons)

 
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