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Old 10-03-2012, 02:50 PM   #201
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I'm sure Mr. Wheton is on here somewhere. He's a proud homebrewer, but kinda stingy on his recipes. Must not be that good. (I'm calling you out Will)
He's posted a couple on his blog site ...



 
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Old 10-05-2012, 04:23 PM   #202
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Beards yes, molestache, no.



 
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Old 10-05-2012, 08:03 PM   #203
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SWMBO actually forbids me to shave mine. A goatee is fine for a month or two during the summer, but I better have the full on beard by September. No beard, no homebrewing. If you can't grow a beard, go make wine.
Not cool, man... Not cool.

Even though I'm roughly 3% native American, I cannot grow facial hair that is presentable. Just a crazy dark stasche with terribly sporadic sprouts around my cheeks. Not appropriate on any occasion. So, I have become comfortable with looking like a child for the remainder of my days. I will inspire all of the adults with my brewing knowledge, just to show I'm a member of the club.


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Old 10-06-2012, 12:49 AM   #204
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Old 10-06-2012, 01:12 AM   #205
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I believe that my thick red Viking beer invokes the brewing spirits of yore to protect my wort from contamination and bless the yeast with superior vitality.

 
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Old 10-06-2012, 01:25 AM   #206
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Not cool, man... Not cool.

Even though I'm roughly 3% native American, I cannot grow facial hair that is presentable. Just a crazy dark stasche with terribly sporadic sprouts around my cheeks. Not appropriate on any occasion. So, I have become comfortable with looking like a child for the remainder of my days. I will inspire all of the adults with my brewing knowledge, just to show I'm a member of the club.


MUWAHAHAHA
You're overcompensating little man. (just razzin' ya) Seriously, the more you brew, the more beard you will have. In 20yrs you'll look like Grizzly Adams and that's just cool.
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Old 10-06-2012, 01:34 AM   #207
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I started brewing clean shaven. Then grew a beard. Then my beer got better. Just sayin'

 
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Old 10-06-2012, 01:42 AM   #208
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I can grow a awesome beard but my employer won't let me. I still get a lot of supporters of my beer though. They must look past my beardless face.

 
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Old 01-14-2013, 04:57 PM   #209
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beards can also protect you from honey badgers, that don't give a sh!t if it's your nose.

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Old 01-14-2013, 07:30 PM   #210
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I think it's all or nothing because my face is smoother than my baby's ass and I brew award winning beer.


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