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Old 09-08-2012, 04:33 AM   #641
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Yet, again we have an answer fast
We need one difficult to make it last
Certainly Dan had one brewing
What are the rest of us doing?

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Old 09-08-2012, 05:57 AM   #642
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan View Post
To Wild Ginger Brewing
In my mind something's stirring
Just give me a chance to give something back
Might not be a riddle but you will see
Will be much about this thread so please don't flee
Case you're wondering what I'm talking about
I have a good idea and pondering no doubt
Okay here I keep trying to rhyme line after line
Got to stop and get working it will take some time.
Hope I don't let you guys down
I sure as hell don't want to be run out of town.
‘Twas one quite evening here on Home Brew Talk all around
Even Revvy was silent; Irish porn star twins might be in town
Not a whole lot was stirring some were out of their house.
While computers were waiting the slight touch of their mouse

Yooper in her ‘kerchief, and Bob in his cap,
Had just drunk a homebrew and were taking a nap
TxBrew Der Moderator was messing around
With network stuff it’s to a life he is bound

Our children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While our visions wrestled with something else instead.

When upon my computer screen there came a mad hatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
To my favorite computer chair I flew like a flash,
Hit the mouse slowly like conversions happen in mash

The heft of my wife’s breasts seen in the monitor’s soft glow
Gave luster to buster get back to bed don’t you know...
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
A thread, “Anybody up for a Riddle” posted here.

With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be a trick.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!

Now LabRatBrewer, lschiavo, and Emjay!
You all know we just come here to play
On WildGingerBrewing, On Passedpawn, On Clifton!
Don’t know about you but I’m doing some sipp’n
TyTanium, Bottlebomber, The Bird, and Mr Jgln!
GilaMinumBeer and HawksBrewer what song are we sing’n

To all of the many great people who post here
With a thankful heart I give you a cheer
But my crappy words and sappy lines
Is not why you come here answering rhymes

So with all that said my promise not yet kept
Believe it or not this takes all of my depth
Still stalling for time feel like a wall ahead
Should just start thinking or maybe drinking instead.

… To be continued (when my brain starts to work again)

Reason: Added GilaMinumBeer as part of the top twelve posters on this thread. Thought he was already there.

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Old 09-08-2012, 05:32 PM   #643
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Dan has inspired once again
Me to attempt a riddle gem
Your poem above is wonderfully written
I must admit I'm a little smitten
So now without further adieu
I will attempt to amuse all of you

There were two Presidents, 22nd and 24th
That have the same parents, probably from the north
If you are a histroy buff, this answer will come with ease
But don't spoil it for the rest, this one is the bee's knees
So how is this possible? I must ask you all
This one is fun, let's have a ball!
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Old 09-08-2012, 05:53 PM   #644
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This one is fun, let's have a ball!
?maybe
The season is starting, so yes lets have a ball
The team in Ohio will win it all

 
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Old 09-08-2012, 07:22 PM   #645
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To clear any confusion i may have caused
The riddle is about the presidents. Pause.
They are not siblings, yet they both have
The same parents. Lets all have a laugh.

Ohio team to score the most goals?
I just dropped the browns of at the super bowl!
I am from texas though dont you know
The champion, you see, will be named Romo
If its college you seek then lets have a nooner
The winner's OU, lets go, Boomer Sooner!
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Old 09-08-2012, 08:44 PM   #646
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One president's career is most worthy of note
For his failure to capture a reinaugural vote
Though he didn't do much in office is true,
Grover Cleveland was both 24 & 22.

 
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Old 09-08-2012, 11:01 PM   #647
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I once went to China (this story is true),
I wanted some ping pong (and Tsingtau too)

The attendant denied my entrance quite quickly.
and wrote this explanation on a notepad for me.

ISSUES ISSUES
ISSUES ISSUES
ISSUES ISSUES
ISSUES ISSUES
ISSUES ISSUES

So tell me my friends, and please use some tact,
what thing was that chinaman saying I lacked?
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Old 09-08-2012, 11:30 PM   #648
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Leftcontact you are correct
And your rhyming was nice, this is a fact
I found that riddle to be quite informative
History was never my top perogative

And to passedpawn i must write a note
The answer is simple for a smart bloke
But alas i will give someone else a chance
To answer your rhyme, maybe someone named lance

And since i am sitting in the stonebriar mall
I must bid farewell to one and all!
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Old 09-08-2012, 11:54 PM   #649
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So, that team from Ohio where to they play?
CLEVELAND, or so they say
My answer was coy so as not to be too quick
In reality the Browns make make sick (GO Chargers!)

 
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Old 09-09-2012, 12:54 AM   #650
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To passed pawn I say en passant
This one took a good deal of thought
Though I know why you were rebuffed by this chink (sorry, it rhymed)
Alas at riddles I'm a worse source than sink
So though this answer I'll have to let go
I'll note You seem to have more issues than BYO.

 
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