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Old 08-12-2012, 09:15 PM   #551
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What Gets Longer When Pulled,

Fits Between your Boobs,

Inserts Neatly in a Hole

AND Works Best When Jerked?
A Jamaican pork/chicken combo with everything you see here only $8.99 at GoldenKrust?
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In the competition for the attention of the space aliens.
Everyone's equal in the eyes of God, but the space aliens, you've got to figure they would play favorites.




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Old 08-12-2012, 11:45 PM   #552
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pork
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Old 08-13-2012, 12:24 AM   #553
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pork is not right
i'm looking for a safer answer tonight

 
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Old 08-13-2012, 02:58 AM   #554
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Taffy?

 
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Old 08-13-2012, 03:30 AM   #555
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Im going to grab a chair
and have myself a shot
replace the last word in the two sentences here
with their synonyms and the answer will appear

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Old 08-13-2012, 03:41 AM   #556
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pork is not right
i'm looking for a safer answer tonight
Safe as in how?
Like robbing a bank?
I got in my car, that's more like a tank
I pushed in the pedal till it hit the floor
I never did buckle, my brains are no more


It's got to be a seatbelt. Either that or you're a pervert.

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Old 08-13-2012, 03:48 AM   #557
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I got to admit I couldn't take it
Please don't stone me, Google made it known
LRB and BottleBomber
Geunius both, are you guys brothers?

 
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Old 08-13-2012, 04:04 AM   #558
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Its got to be a seatbelt. Either that or you're a pervert.
Why can't both be true?
However, seatbelt will do.

 
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Old 08-13-2012, 04:14 AM   #559
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Why can't both be true?
However, seatbelt will do.
I did it! I did it! Your riddle was tricky
My riddles are stupid, but who's being picky?
This next one is easy, just ask my friend Ricky
Are you ready? Let's go! What's both brown and sticky?

 
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Old 08-14-2012, 03:43 AM   #560
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The answer a hoop
It must be Poop?

 
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