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Old 07-29-2012, 03:56 AM   #461
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I entered this thread for the fun,
At times it's really weighed on me a ton.
I stuggle sometime to understand the riddle,
and wonder if my mind is able
so I'll ask that the question be clear,
the weight of the riddle I'll bear
and answer the best that I can
or follow and just be a fan.

Please challenge the mind
with the next anwer to find.

Next Riddle?

 
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Old 07-29-2012, 04:36 AM   #462
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another joke
from that funny bloke
how do you make a gynecologist reminisce?
(a play on words you wont miss)
The wait was killing me
So now the answer for all to see

Stirrup some old memories....

I crack myself up. Sorry no new riddle tonight.

 
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Old 07-29-2012, 06:13 AM   #463
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Wow! Your prose has taken me aback
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means!





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I hope your point is not mute
*moot
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It did however, make my a$$ tute..
*toot
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Just goes to show you your point is astuit
*astute!

 
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Old 07-29-2012, 07:34 AM   #464
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You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means!






*moot

*toot

*astute!

Wow Emjay!
Just what do I say?
Your corrections are right
My spelling out of sight.
It is good to be corrected my friend
If I were insecure it might be the end
But I am not
Just lost in thought.
Bring on the red pen
For me it's okay.
I just type in my own way..

Here is something and not a riddle
My kids and me were not playing a fiddle
but making some funny rap or rhyme
It was a lot of fun and took up some time.

So I will share with you
I don't really know why I do
But enough stalling
I'm certainly not bawling
This rhyme was fun
Cause lifes to short son.

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4 Smiths, 1 dog, 2cats on the track
Don’t you dare say that this rap is wack
All raps use words that are so cliché
As does this rap, so touchee!
Sally now has all of these braces
She’s funny and makes so many faces.
Dad be rapping as an old man,
Soon you’ll be watching us on demand
Sally likes making all of these beats,
Doing something outside da cleats.
Jasmin is livin it up Hawaii,
Seeing her in Stanford is quite unlikely
Jill is off to law school
With her, you don’t want to duel.
Grace is in Missouri
For her we really worry
Duke and Carla are in town,
So we’ll be partying at sundown.
Duke is a marine,
Pretty much a machine!
Carla is allergic to so much stuff,
Our dog Prancer says its kind of tuff… ruff..ruff ruff!
He’s a dog with a Napoleon complex,
Don’t let him run through your duplex.
Taurus and Mule our two crazy cats
They quickly show their act is fact.
And they have such strong personalities
It’s almost like a brutality.
Don’t take this out of context
This family is so crazy,
And our past kinda hazy.
They say you only live once,
Make it longer, don’t pull any stunts.

 
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Old 07-29-2012, 10:20 AM   #465
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A woman had two sons, born on the same hour, of the same day, of the same year. But they were not twins. How is this so? I'd like to know.

 
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Old 07-29-2012, 03:23 PM   #466
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A woman had two sons, born on the same hour, of the same day, of the same year. But they were not twins. How is this so? I'd like to know.
Gonna take a guee and say step son
Thats all i have so my rhyme done.
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Old 07-29-2012, 03:35 PM   #467
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A woman had two sons, born on the same hour, of the same day, of the same year. But they were not twins. How is this so? I'd like to know.


They're not twins.... they're fraternal triplets and the 3rd is a girl

 
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Old 07-29-2012, 04:35 PM   #468
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Yep GulfCoastgirl, triplets or quads or any multiple more than two
lets go for a harder one, and see how you do:

Short was my life, and brilliant my career;

Behead me, I in lovely green appear;

Behead again, I once was made to save

My chosen inmates from a watery grave.

 
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Old 07-29-2012, 06:11 PM   #469
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This question is not a show stopper
But my only answer begins wth Copper
But that is truely not enough,
Maybe these rhyming riddles
are just not my stuff..

 
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Old 07-29-2012, 10:06 PM   #470
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I believe this one was a difficult tease
but when the answer's revealed, I'm sure it will please
I'll offer this clue to see IT in your eye
and on a certain summer night ITs is in the sky

 
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