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Old 07-26-2012, 04:51 PM   #441
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My mother dropped me,
She was a tree?
They cut out my heart,
that's the white part.
They gave me a drink,
I'm filled with milky ink.
Then I began to speak,
empty halves of coconut make sounds bleak.

 
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Old 07-26-2012, 08:41 PM   #442
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My mother dropped me,
She was a tree? -----------------------------------she was a Bird
They cut out my heart,
that's the white part. _______________ hollowed the quill
They gave me a drink,
I'm filled with milky ink. -------------------------- just ink
Then I began to speak, ---------------------------- speak - written words
empty halves of coconut make sounds bleak.
I like the coconut answer, but Quill still fits the bill

 
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Old 07-26-2012, 08:57 PM   #443
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Yeah, after I answered I read the other posts.
Coconut is pretty close but quill is better.

 
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Old 07-27-2012, 02:34 AM   #444
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This one is not meant for the kids
Dan, make the girls shut their lids
Maybe not a riddle but more of a joke
I heard this today from a funny bloke

How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?
Maybe a particular kind of turtle?

 
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Old 07-27-2012, 02:42 AM   #445
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Maybe a particular kind of turtle?
Ha! I was thinking the same.
I'm glad you said it and proved you have no shame

 
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Old 07-27-2012, 05:17 AM   #446
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Old 07-27-2012, 05:49 AM   #447
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U don't know what you're talking about...

 
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Old 07-27-2012, 05:52 AM   #448
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I've only been gone a short time
but that rebus is sentimental
or maybe Im wrong with this rhyme
and have gone completely mental

 
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Old 07-27-2012, 06:00 AM   #449
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U don't know what you're talking about...
That is certainly true.

The answer however it is not.
It's a phrase you may hear a lot.

 
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Old 07-27-2012, 06:12 AM   #450
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My answer is missing
you know it ain't here.
Or is it?
I'll let you mull it over a beer

 
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