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Old 07-14-2012, 04:23 AM   #331
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As a baby I walk, walk on all fours
Sometimes though I wanted more
As a man I got by with two
And could strut my stuff with the best of you
As an older man I needed a cane
as walking is difficult for my older brain

Well passedpawn, did I get it right
Or should I just turn in for the night?
Genious!!! And if it isn't the correct answer -Still brilliant!!!!

 
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Old 07-14-2012, 04:36 AM   #332
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Forgive me for this one it doesn't rhyme.
Here's a riddle from my daughter, it's not a crime.

Mr universe (Schwarzenegger) has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a smal one
Madonna doesn't have one
The pope has one but doesn't use it.
Bill Clinton has one and uses it all the time.

What is it?

 
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Old 07-14-2012, 04:39 AM   #333
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Forgive me for this one it doesn't rhyme.
Here's a riddle from my daughter, it's not a crime.

Mr universe (Schwarzenegger) has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a smal one
Madonna doesn't have one
The pope has one but doesn't use it.
Bill Clinton has one and uses it all the time.

What is it?
If this isn't the answer
I'll leave in shame
But is the right answer
A last name?

 
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Old 07-14-2012, 04:59 AM   #334
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If this isn't the answer
I'll leave in shame
But is the right answer
A last name?
AZ_IPA
Your are correct Sir,
Great job on this day!

 
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Old 07-14-2012, 07:10 AM   #335
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This one may get me banned
and be alone with my hand
but here's the deal, its late at night
and all the net don't agree what's right:

I make polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

forgive me

 
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Old 07-14-2012, 10:15 AM   #336
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After I read this question I leaned on my dressor,
My daughter said, Dad don't freak out from the pressure.

 
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Old 07-14-2012, 12:30 PM   #337
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Timeless! I love the rewording.
Thanks!
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Old 07-14-2012, 12:32 PM   #338
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Originally Posted by WildGingerBrewing View Post
As a baby I walk, walk on all fours
Sometimes though I wanted more
As a man I got by with two
And could strut my stuff with the best of you
As an older man I needed a cane
as walking is difficult for my older brain

Well passedpawn, did I get it right
Or should I just turn in for the night?
100%, your time was well spent
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Old 07-14-2012, 05:00 PM   #339
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of the answers Ive seen
pressure seems to be king

(other answers include NO and TIME)

 
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Old 07-15-2012, 01:20 AM   #340
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This one may get me banned
and be alone with my hand
but here's the deal, its late at night
and all the net don't agree what's right:

I make polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

forgive me
NO would be my answer or maybe YES.
It seems the real question is "Can you guess ?".

No answer really seems to work.
The person who wrote this is a jerk.

I give up on this that is clear.
Now I'm just going to have a ...

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