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Old 04-15-2008, 10:19 PM   #31
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if you have any action figures, or if your SWMBO has other erhem "toys" they can be turned into funky weird tap handles.


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Old 04-16-2008, 12:40 AM   #32
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if you have any action figures, or if your SWMBO has other erhem "toys" they can be turned into funky weird tap handles.
Dolls or fake penises? Do you actually have any friends?


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Old 04-16-2008, 02:38 AM   #33
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Here's how I got rid of a few of my bottles once I started kegging.

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Old 04-16-2008, 03:49 AM   #34
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if you have any action figures, or if your SWMBO has other erhem "toys" they can be turned into funky weird tap handles.
Ummm yeah that might be kind of awkward at parties and such...
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Old 04-16-2008, 04:13 AM   #35
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Ummm yeah that might be kind of awkward at parties and such...
It brings loving your beer to a whole new level...
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Old 04-16-2008, 03:58 PM   #36
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It brings loving your beer to a whole new level...
I thought of carving a wooden donkey for a tap handle because my wife wants to have cheap beer on tap for beer pong. Gotta love her.

Anyway, the donkey was my idea because she was talking about Bud Light on tap and I think that tastes like A**.


 
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Old 04-17-2008, 08:12 PM   #37
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Anyway, the donkey was my idea because she was talking about Bud Light on tap and I think that tastes like A**.

LOL! Yeah, carving a donkey would be a lot easier than carving a couple having sex in a canoe.
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Old 04-19-2008, 10:09 AM   #38
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LOL! Yeah, carving a donkey would be a lot easier than carving a couple having sex in a canoe.
I would love that tap handle!!!



HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! ROFLMAO!!!!! HAHAHAHAH!!!! That was the first dirty joke I told my father! My folks were leaving town to get away when I was 16 or so and they told me to stay out of the beer and he'll know how many were missing cause he counted them!!! Reineer Light or Old Milwauki Light or some crappy on sale beer of the sorts. Even at 16 or so I knew his beer sucked(imho) and reassured him he had nothing to worry about. When he asked why I told him it's like sex in a canoe! He was a bit puzzled, then I drove it home with the punchline!!!! He then proceded to mark how much booze was left in each bottle with a sharpie...
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Old 04-22-2008, 05:49 PM   #39
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What is the punch line???
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When he asked why I told him it's like sex in a canoe! He was a bit puzzled, then I drove it home with the punchline!!!!
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What is the punch line???

"...because both are F*(!#ing close to water..."


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