When I was in the Navy down in Antiqua, one of the radiomen cold-cocked himself running into a door. He was watching Ensign Payne, who was bent over the desk reading the message boards. Her clothes always fit VERY well!
Remember one unassailable statistic, as explained by the late, great George Carlin: "Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!"
"I would like to die on Mars, just not on impact." Elon Musk