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Old 07-05-2007, 05:25 PM   #1
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Someone's finally figured it out!
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Old 07-05-2007, 05:38 PM   #2
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I'll up the ante

 
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Old 07-06-2007, 12:03 AM   #3
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When I was in the Navy down in Antiqua, one of the radiomen cold-cocked himself running into a door. He was watching Ensign Payne, who was bent over the desk reading the message boards. Her clothes always fit VERY well!
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Old 07-06-2007, 01:13 AM   #4
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Somewhat on topic: Why do married men die before married women?




























Because they want to.
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Old 07-06-2007, 05:23 AM   #5
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That's right, single men die earlier than married men.
So, if you want a long slow death . . .
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Old 07-06-2007, 04:06 PM   #6
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That's right, single men die earlier than married men.
So, if you want a long slow death . . .
Married men don't live longer, it just seems that way to them!
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