We were grocery shopping for the Memorial Day weekend. We picked up a decent selection of beer. A while later I lost my cool.
One was a six pack of Smithwick's. I heard it tip over in the back seat of the F250. My wife said don't open that door. ...yeah, right.
At the next store, a tornado warning siren went off while we were checking out. We got a little hurried loading groceries into the truck.
I opened the door and the six pack fell out.
I lost three soldiers.
No-one died or was injured in the tornado from early reports.