LMAO this has got to be the funniest thread I have read here!!! OMG my side hurts!! My wife gives me "beano" when I toss back a few of my home brews. There are some nights where I could blow the sheets off the bed, and other nights when the ninja-farts come out (silent and deadly). Its yeast dude...get used to it. That just means you have to drink MORE craft beer and less BMC.