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Old 05-15-2012, 01:31 PM   #1
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"Same-sex marriage? My wife came out in support of NO-sex marriage" - Rodney Dangerfield.

[He didn't say it, I did. But I'm sure he would have said it]

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Old 05-15-2012, 03:03 PM   #2
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Gotta love Rodney. "I told my doctor I only smoked after sex. He said at least you're not smoking very much. I told him I was on the same pack since 1972! My wife is up to a pack a day..."

As a guy who's been married nigh on 20 years now, I must say getting it once or twice a week is not too bad.

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Old 05-15-2012, 03:22 PM   #3
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Gotta love Rodney. "I told my doctor I only smoked after sex. He said at least you're not smoking very much. I told him I was on the same pack since 1972! My wife is up to a pack a day..."

As a guy who's been married nigh on 20 years now, I must say getting it once or twice a week is not too bad.
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Pics or it didn't happen... AAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Well I was marking it on the calendar but she figured out what those little red X's were and got mad...

I was confused when all of this stuff started hitting the news lately. I thought they were saying SANE sex marriage. F that! I want INSANE SEX marriage!

 
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Old 05-15-2012, 05:30 PM   #5
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I want INSANE SEX marriage!
Oxymoron. Like "Military Intelligence".

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Old 05-17-2012, 03:31 AM   #6
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My favorite bit of his is him talking about working with the singer who wasn't very good.

after the first song the audience asked for a glass of water.

and the poor girl wasn't very pretty either. She was terribly ugly, terrible to look at. The whole time she was singing, people kept yelling "up in front!"

 
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Many people are against same sex marriage but there's another controversy about marriage. A recent ruling in Brazil is once again bringing the political theater of concept of matrimony to the front - and conservatives in the South American country are up in arms. BBC News reports that a notary in Sao Paulo has recognized a civil union between three people - two ladies and one male. According to Public Notary Claudia do Nascimento Domingues, the group of three has lived together long enough to warrant family rights, and Brazilian regulation has nothing that prohibits such an arrangement.

 
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At least it's the right kind of three-way...

 
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Many people are against same sex marriage but there's another controversy about marriage. A recent ruling in Brazil is once again bringing the political theater of concept of matrimony to the front - and conservatives in the South American country are up in arms. BBC News reports that a notary in Sao Paulo has recognized a civil union between three people - two ladies and one male. According to Public Notary Claudia do Nascimento Domingues, the group of three has lived together long enough to warrant family rights, and Brazilian regulation has nothing that prohibits such an arrangement.
No thank you, I have one wife and she nags me enough, just imagine two wives 2 times the nagging
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Old 07-24-2013, 11:22 AM   #10
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