The other day SWMBO had the day off. While I was at work, she was a busy little bee and one of the projects she took on was she bought chalkboard paint, and made three chalkboards on the dining room wall. One for our inventory of jarred goods, one for the Dinner Menu when we have dinner parties... and this one, with my homebrew inventory/stores.
Yeah, I coulda dun worse.
See, that's where the real story is.
In the competition for the attention of the space aliens.
Everyone's equal in the eyes of God, but the space aliens, you've got to figure they would play favorites.
YES, WE HAVE TRIED OTHER YEASTS! USE BREAD YEAST FOR JAOM!