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View Poll Results: How will this beer turn out?
Move aside Sam Adams theres a new beer in town! 18 5.94%
Strange, not objectionable, what the heck am I drinking? 65 21.45%
Well its not harmful, maybe the frat house down the street wants it. 53 17.49%
Cheese-beer induced food poisoning 174 57.43%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 303. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 06-23-2012, 11:07 PM   #311
Feb 2012
yorkville, Ga
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Here is a thought,
aseptic packaging; like creamer, some milk products, etc.. might be worth some research. be dangerous as hell if not done right however.

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Old 07-12-2012, 01:37 AM   #312
Apr 2012
lynchburg, va
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sorry for the long delay in posting. I was in a car accident and did not have to use of either of my arms. I am back to normal now, in any case the beer! it was fantastic for a long time. However after approximately 3 to 4 weeks it became rancid and sour. it is important to note that I did no t have to refrigerate it for a long time before I experienced negitive side effects. I call it a success, it was great while lasted and might do it agian some time, but ill drink it all fast next time.

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Old 07-12-2012, 01:39 AM   #313
Feb 2010
Philadelphia, PA
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HOLY ****. I thought for sure this was dead. Any pics of the beer in the glass?

Also, sorry to hear about the accident.

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Old 07-12-2012, 02:12 PM   #314
Jul 2012
Minneapolis, Minnesota
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Its like i just read a mystery novel! There was so much build up to the climax, and then right when the climax hit the main character just disappeared with no sign of what happened (except for a few obvious clues here, lol). No one knew what happened or if he would ever come back, and then right when all hope was lost! SHAZAM! hes back(with little to no explanations, just to keep up guessing even more)!! lol

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Old 07-12-2012, 03:11 PM   #315
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And there are certainly going to be large groups of viewers/readers who b*tch about the ending. Will there be a sequel?

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Old 07-12-2012, 08:28 PM   #316
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Originally Posted by thejakester View Post
...I was in a car accident and did not have use of either of my arms...

Dude! that had to suck donkey balls ! sorry to hear it!

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Old 07-12-2012, 11:20 PM   #317
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Originally Posted by thejakester View Post
I was in a car accident and did not have to use of either of my arms...
Jeeez. What happened?

“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
― Ernest Hemingway

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Old 07-14-2012, 01:31 AM   #318
Apr 2009
Boise, ID
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I guess you can't go so over the top that people here won't still believe you.

I guess I should have known that after the porkfelwine thread.
"I can't believe how many people think Air Lock is pronounced Hydrometer." -BigKahuna
"If you gave me a beer with placenta in it without telling me I would kick you in the nuts." -ODaniel
"We be in a big hurry for dope beer with much alcamahol and flavor, quality, balance, and aroma don't matter. We just wantz to be druck, u know?" -Yooper

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Old 09-04-2012, 11:31 PM   #319
Jul 2012
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Thank god he's ok. And can proceed with another batch of this yellow love. And finally have the utube tasting to silence the non-believers........

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Old 04-09-2013, 06:47 AM   #320
Mar 2012
North Vancouver, British Columbia
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This was simply delightful to read! Thank you.
Spera in Deo

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