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Old 04-25-2012, 06:52 PM   #1
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Funnier than Super Bad, gorier than Driving Miss Daisy, action scenes almost not be believed would be found in an overall "comedy", including the single most BAD ASS simultaneous reloading of 2 handguns in CINEMATIC HISTORY.......

This movie is a must see for ANYONE.

Kick ass is not a spoof, but the characters acknowledge Spider Man, Bat Man etc. as part of culture in a world where there are no superhuman heros.

Believeable (for the most part) well acted, (Nicholas cage being the only slight disapointment but he has gone waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay downhill....poor guy) Pee in your pants funny..

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Kick Ass - "How do I find you"

10 year old Hit girl - "Call the mayor's office, he has this special light that he shines in the sky to communicate with us. It's in the shape of a giant cock"

Kick Ass - Stares dumbly for a full 5 seconds before realizing that she is effing with him...

If you can dig an adorable 10 year old girl making Jet Li look like a p()ssy, and you can handle it when she freaking kills the sh!t out of people, I mean hacked limbs and blood spraying, and then makes Daniel Craig look inept as she uses stealth and an array of weapons to kill the EFF out of LOTS of grown men, all the while with a mouth that would get Harry Potter banished from Hogwarts.......then you should be really pleased with this movie.



*please! I know that 2003 wants it's movie back I already talked to It.*

 
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Old 04-25-2012, 06:57 PM   #2
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Yes, I too was shocked when I finally watched this. Awesome movie.
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Old 04-25-2012, 07:13 PM   #3
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Took awhile for me to get around to watching it, but it was really entertaining.
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Old 04-25-2012, 07:22 PM   #4
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I thought it was a great movie. Wife liked it but the potty mouth and violence was a bit of a turn off for her. (Not for me though..)

 
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Old 04-25-2012, 08:10 PM   #5
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As far as recent Nick Cage movies go I thought it was one of the better ones.

I like him. Sure wish he would go less crazy.
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Old 04-25-2012, 08:14 PM   #6
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It is a classic.

Scott Pilgrim vs the World has recently been on TV a lot, and every time I see it I am reminded of the awesome film that is Kick Ass.

 
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Old 04-25-2012, 08:22 PM   #7
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I really dug this movie when I first saw it - in the theater back when it was released!

My favorite part of the movie was Hit Girl's first real fight scene. There was just something about the dissonance of the music that was playing (very happy go lucky, kids music) and the extreme amount of violence that kid was laying down on the bad guys... I couldn't help but laugh at it.

I sure hope that's what the director was going for there. If not, I kinda don't want to think about what that says about me... Yikes!

 
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Old 04-25-2012, 08:25 PM   #8
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In the Netflix Q for tonight.

 
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Old 04-25-2012, 08:56 PM   #9
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This was a classic. We had no idea
What the movie was about but decided to watch it because of Cage. We were blown away!

 
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Old 04-25-2012, 09:09 PM   #10
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I really dug this movie when I first saw it - in the theater back when it was released!

My favorite part of the movie was Hit Girl's first real fight scene. There was just something about the dissonance of the music that was playing (very happy go lucky, kids music) and the extreme amount of violence that kid was laying down on the bad guys... I couldn't help but laugh at it.

I sure hope that's what the director was going for there. If not, I kinda don't want to think about what that says about me... Yikes!
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I think you are right on. La la la, lalalala, whatever, lol. Awesome. Too classic. Love how she rests her saber by just shovinging it into the guy she just killed, so she can get out her butterfly whatever knife and unload on doodybag #4.


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In the Netflix Q for tonight.
You have been warned! And the "making jet li look like a P*** "was a slight exaggeration, but if a bookie gave her a point spread for being 10, she would blow it out of the water.

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This was a classic. We had no idea
What the movie was about but decided to watch it because of Cage. We were blown away!
Right on! happy accident.

I used to be die hard Cage when he was making stuff like Raising Arizona, but his doodybag action star sh!t sucks, his wanna be Indiana Jones sh!t sucks, he was lame in this movie. He was too wishy washy "Girl you throw me for a loop har har!" to be believeable, I thought.

 
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