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Old 04-22-2012, 12:45 AM   #21
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Gonna take a while to visit all those public stalls
. Oddly enough, I was in one of the worst bathrooms of all today on the boardwalk! It wasn't Coney Island though, so not THE worst.

Here's one I wrote about physics class in high school. Perfectly sums up why I'm not one of the many engineer homebrewers:

Talking,
But not conversing.

Lecturing,
But not learning.

The lessons I get,
I don’t understand.
What is said,
I can’t comprehend.

It’s directly proportional,
But not to what I read.
Multiplied by the equation,
of the speed it goes over my head.

But if controlled by gravity,
I’d catch it in the end.

Motion in a curved path,
But no where near my brain.
If I only understood the vector,
of the velocity I’m going insane.
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Old 04-22-2012, 02:17 AM   #22
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I used to write a lot of poetry, still do from time to time. I'll have to check if i have anything about beer.
Sure would like to have some poetry here from you Airborne. If you can't find an old one, let your heart write a new one.

 
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Old 04-22-2012, 02:19 AM   #23
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Gonna take a while to visit all those public stalls

Wait a minute Pappy, that's another thread. Was trying to find it SH poet thread the other day cause I got a poem for it

 
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Old 04-22-2012, 02:33 AM   #24
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Airborne, I saw your poem after I last posted.
Don't know how that happened I'm not even toasted.
Your highschool physics class words will be added depravity
It's not a beer song but your had me at "gravity"

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Old 04-22-2012, 03:16 AM   #25
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Got up early went for a ride
Got back home totally fride
New I should have used sunscreen
God that sun was horribly mean
Met some good foke
Learned a dirty joke
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“Fairy tales don't tell children that dragons exist; children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children that dragons can be killed.”
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Old 04-22-2012, 03:18 AM   #26
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That's awesome Steve. I'm putting it on the first page it that's ok?

 
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Old 04-22-2012, 03:21 AM   #27
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Sure, did you know if it flys drives or f***s it's cheaper to rent...
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As a parent, hearing nuggets of parenting wisdom from someone who's never had kids is a bit like hearing sex advice from a virgin.
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Old 04-22-2012, 03:25 AM   #28
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A glass full of wine
stands on the table before me.
Flavorful and comforting.
The grape is quite nice,
but 'tis beer I'd rather see.
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Old 04-22-2012, 03:32 AM   #29
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Awesome! Thank you Airborne! It's going on the wall.

 
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Old 04-22-2012, 03:40 AM   #30
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One beer,
two beers,
three beers,
four....
A couple more pints,
and I'll be on the floor!
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