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Old 04-20-2012, 02:15 PM   #11
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(1)Single? I took the plunge and its coming up on June 2.

(2) I got chastised this morning by the way. "You put me in bed and covered me up but you didnt put pjs on me? I slept in a dress!" "Erm... I.... yeah thats what I did"

(3) By the way, what the hell do they put in that stuff? Her last words before passing out sounded something like "nftighttired love you sleep"
(1) Congrats, (2) I woulda done the same, and (3) no kidding - dangerous stuff.

Wonderful thread.

 
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Old 04-20-2012, 03:05 PM   #12
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(1) Congrats, (2) I woulda done the same, and (3) no kidding - dangerous stuff.

Wonderful thread.
+1. I think I just found more brew time
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Old 04-20-2012, 03:54 PM   #13
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For future reference Rohypnol isn't for lady problems, unless you consider getting into her pants a problem.

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Old 04-20-2012, 04:03 PM   #14
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(Note: the apache reverse quote maneuver)

i am always impressed how your threads about very little become lively, lol.

How is the cat?

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If your lady is having lady problems, and you go out for otc medicine... avoid the "PM" version... she'll pass out at 7pm and youll be left to your own devices.

 
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Old 04-20-2012, 05:24 PM   #15
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The only reason I know CreamyGoodness is because of these random rants. LOL
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Old 04-20-2012, 07:31 PM   #16
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Cheezy, I enjoy sparring with you so much that I do it in all my posts now, not just when I forget, just to get a rise out of you. I hope someday you'll forgive me. I'm unclear on the cat situation, smelled as if they sprayed something downstairs this morning, so now we have pine-tree fresh cat urine smell.

Homer, as is always the case, I am the exact opposite of you. My devices are awesome as well, but are a different color. You're more robo-dolphin and I'm more gun metal.

If anyone likes my rants and words of wisdom enough, I would be honored to have an experimental brew named after me...
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Old 04-20-2012, 07:34 PM   #17
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shares too much ale?

 
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Old 04-20-2012, 07:35 PM   #18
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Next time, strip her nekkid and just lay the PJ's over her.

And, get a camera.
THIS^^

Skip the pj's and put an empty vodka bottle in her hand before taking the pic tho.

She'll laugh and laugh...

 
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Old 04-21-2012, 01:54 AM   #19
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THIS^^

Skip the pj's and put an empty vodka bottle in her hand before taking the pic tho.

She'll laugh and laugh...
and a bottle of lube on the night stand. She will think its hilarious.
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Old 04-21-2012, 12:47 PM   #20
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Cheezy, I enjoy sparring with you so much that I do it in all my posts now, not just when I forget, just to get a rise out of you. I hope someday you'll forgive me. I'm unclear on the cat situation, smelled as if they sprayed something downstairs this morning, so now we have pine-tree fresh cat urine smell.

Homer, as is always the case, I am the exact opposite of you. My devices are awesome as well, but are a different color. You're more robo-dolphin and I'm more gun metal.

If anyone likes my rants and words of wisdom enough, I would be honored to have an experimental brew named after me...
Ther is one....Zul'jin sofa saison......lol.

I meant no offense!!!!!! Honestly, my humor ranges from nonsensical to barely comprehensible. What problem would I have with you?

We are the same! I am doing a friend request right now.........wait.....you are friends with...ABGuy???




 
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