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Old 04-20-2012, 03:49 AM   #1
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If your lady is having lady problems, and you go out for otc medicine... avoid the "PM" version... she'll pass out at 7pm and youll be left to your own devices.
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Old 04-20-2012, 03:54 AM   #2
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From one Astoria to another, that's funny!

 
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Old 04-20-2012, 04:00 AM   #3
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Is that bad?


 
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Old 04-20-2012, 11:37 AM   #4
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My devices are pretty good...




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Old 04-20-2012, 01:28 PM   #5
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sounds more like an epic WIN to me...
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Old 04-20-2012, 01:29 PM   #6
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If your lady is having lady problems, and you go out for otc medicine... avoid the "PM" version... she'll pass out at 7pm and youll be left to your own devices.
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sounds more like an epic WIN to me...
My thoughts too! I'd love to have the kids and wife asleep by 7 pm!
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Old 04-20-2012, 01:35 PM   #7
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If she's having lady problems, it's best to be left to your own devices anyways.

 
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Old 04-20-2012, 01:36 PM   #8
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Yeah. I don't get it either.

If my lady is having "lady problems" the night is pretty much dead anyway.

Wait, isn't Creamy single? What, his hand fell asleep on date night?

 
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Old 04-20-2012, 02:01 PM   #9
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Single? I took the plunge and its coming up on June 2.

I got chastised this morning by the way. "You put me in bed and covered me up but you didnt put pjs on me? I slept in a dress!" "Erm... I.... yeah thats what I did"


By the way, what the hell do they put in that stuff? Her last words before passing out sounded something like "nftighttired love you sleep"
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Old 04-20-2012, 02:11 PM   #10
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Single? I took the plunge and its coming up on June 2.

I got chastised this morning by the way. "You put me in bed and covered me up but you didnt put pjs on me? I slept in a dress!" "Erm... I.... yeah thats what I did"


By the way, what the hell do they put in that stuff? Her last words before passing out sounded something like "nftighttired love you sleep"
Next time, strip her nekkid and just lay the PJ's over her.

And, get a camera.

 
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