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Old 06-21-2007, 01:51 AM   #1
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SWMBO says I can buy one of these:

http://www.saxonmotorcycles.com/

As soon as I start saving money on my homebrew!!

Uh, wait a minute. You think she was being facetious?

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Old 06-21-2007, 02:12 AM   #2
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Get a jar.
Get a sixpack of your HB.
Put jar on top of sixpack
Put $1 into jar each day

Saving on HB. Simple.
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Old 06-21-2007, 02:15 AM   #3
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Oh, that's brilliant.

How much do you think one of those bad boys are worth? Might take a year or two to get enough. Would I still be able to drink the six pack? I mean, it's just a motorcycle, right?
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Old 06-21-2007, 02:18 AM   #4
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Quote:
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SWMBO says I can buy one of these:

http://www.saxonmotorcycles.com/

As soon as I start saving money on my homebrew!!

Uh, wait a minute. You think she was being facetious?


...all you have to do is start. She said nothing about saving the entire amount did she?
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Old 06-21-2007, 02:34 AM   #5
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Is YOUR wife a lawyer, dibby? Mine cries.
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Old 06-21-2007, 02:44 AM   #6
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She may as well be. has me banged to rights (and not that way) most days.

AKA "The Spook". She knows everything.
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Mine tried the confrontation thing early in our relationship but I turned out to be louder and more aggressive. I don't cry so she had me there. There's really no way to out-man a crying woman. You automatically lose.

You'll see...
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Old 06-21-2007, 03:22 AM   #8
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Dude you are luck my wife said that I can't even have one of these;



I say SAVE SAVE SAVE, and get what you want!

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Old 06-21-2007, 03:29 AM   #9
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I don't cry so she had me there. There's really no way to out-man a crying woman. You automatically lose.

You'll see...

Truer words were never writ my friend. Mine was actually on my a$$ about my being tired and bitchy tonight. I told her I never get on her when she's tired and bitchy... she said I don't take it as personally as she does. I told her I don't say anything to her because she goes off and sulks...

She finally started speaking to me again a little while ago.

Wife +1
Ize - Several BILLION...

BTW I think she may let you get the bike when the brewery shows a considerable profit...

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Old 06-21-2007, 03:33 AM   #10
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In all seriousness, shortly after we married I drove my bike into the back of a stationary Ford LTD at sixty miles an hour. I managed to jump off the bike before impact, but the road wasn't kind. I got banged up pretty bad. Hospital, wheelchair, etc.

I have some lasting injuries of course, but I walk fairly well. No running and a permanent limp, but remarkably well considering. From adversity comes opportunity and I managed to get through a pretty tough college course when the doctor said I couldn't labour anymore. Now I make a pretty good living with my mind instead of my back.

While I was lying in the emergency room all bashed and scraped to bat**** she wanted me to promise that I'd never ride again. I wouldn't do that, but just to shut her up I said I wouldn't ride again until I could afford a Harley. At the time that was the only worthwhile ride. Of course we can never afford a Harley or any other proper scooter so I think I'm done anyway. I guy can dream though, can't he?
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