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Old 04-11-2012, 11:25 PM   #11
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mrs gumble let out that yooper is fibbing.
No, I am NOT fibbing. It really was his phone. I swear!!!!!!
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Old 04-12-2012, 12:39 AM   #12
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His phone. The dog. The cat. Barking spiders. Leather chairs. Stepped on a frog. The geese sure are riled up. Yeah. Anything but a woman fart. Please, anything but a woman fart. Pee-yew
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Old 04-12-2012, 04:17 AM   #13
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I have to break into this again. Excuse me.

Wimminz dont fart. They silently walk away from all that. No way they just peeled the wallpaper and killed the goldfish after a night of a few microbrews at the brew pub.

 
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Old 04-12-2012, 05:27 AM   #14
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Old 04-13-2012, 03:12 PM   #15
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Went to Bells yesterday for lunch. The Oberon was about as clear and a mixture of orange juice and milk. Apparently they are having a hard time keeping up with demand??

Any rate, later I was so gassy I could have driven the Durango home on my flatulence!

 
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Old 04-13-2012, 03:18 PM   #16
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If we can make alternative fuel out of the methane produced by cows, there is absolutely no reason I can think of, other than profit margin, that we can't harness the raw power of human farts. Some of you science types need to get on that.
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Old 04-13-2012, 03:25 PM   #17
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If we can make alternative fuel out of the methane produced by cows, there is absolutely no reason I can think of, other than profit margin, that we can't harness the raw power of human farts. Some of you science types need to get on that.
I actually started work on this same concept. The problem was that the collection tube kept getting plugged...

And people at work were always interrupting me by asking "What's that thing attached to your chair?"

 
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Old 04-13-2012, 03:31 PM   #18
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I'm going to have to repeat the advice given in countless threads here. Tie a sanitized hop bag to one end of the tube.

I mean hell, Homer, do a search! N00b!
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I actually started work on this same concept. The problem was that the collection tube kept getting plugged...

And people at work were always interrupting me by asking "What's that thing attached to your chair?"
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Old 04-13-2012, 03:34 PM   #19
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I'm going to have to repeat the advice given in countless threads here. Tie a sanitized hop bag to one end of the tube.
Should I squeeze the bag. Yes or no. Thnx.

 
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Old 04-13-2012, 05:24 PM   #20
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Should I squeeze the bag. Yes or no. Thnx.
Squeezing is allowed. There will be no tannin extraction concerns.

 
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