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Old 06-17-2007, 07:00 AM   #11
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On brewing days I use a metal colander for the added impact protection. I woke up once and my mash had already been sparged into the kettle, and I had mark on the back of the head. I think aliens drugged my homebrew.

Now that I think of it, they must have been drinking it as well cause there were empty bottles all over the place. F**king aliens.
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Old 06-17-2007, 07:23 AM   #12
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those guys have the helmet all wrong, all you need is aluminum foil in the shape of a helmet

but obviously the foil goes on shiney side out to properly deflect the signals

 
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Old 06-17-2007, 11:20 AM   #13
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This reminds me - where's Pumbaa been lately?
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Old 06-17-2007, 01:42 PM   #14
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What a rip off! Any helmet that doesn't cover your face only works if the aliens are behind you.
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Old 06-17-2007, 05:47 PM   #15
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Pumbaa should get in on this action. I wonder how his duct tape helmets compare!
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Old 06-17-2007, 07:39 PM   #16
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I never had a problem with aliens abducting me or anal probing me. Usually they just mow the lawn, work construction, and open delicious taco stands.

 
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Old 06-17-2007, 08:24 PM   #17
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I should start making darth vador helmets for these nutcases. I'd make a fortune AND be able to laugh my ass off all the way to the bank!

$hit. Uhm.. please don't steal my idea or the, uh, Aliens will get you!
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Old 06-17-2007, 10:14 PM   #18
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Great! Now, what do I do with this guy???
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Old 06-17-2007, 10:19 PM   #19
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I have found that leather that is made from goats is far superior to that made from cows. Aliens have a strong liking for cow hide and thus are more prone to seek out individuals wearing a large degree of cow based leather...






What a crock!
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Old 06-17-2007, 10:26 PM   #20
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El Chupacabra is going to get you BP!
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